Sad Puppy
This is a story about the saddest puppy in the whole world.
One day, the… no, wait, give me a moment. I'm… No, no, I'll be fine. It's just… It's just that the story about this puppy is so… It's… Just a moment. Okay. Let me start again.
Once there was a puppy. She was a beautiful pekingese, ten weeks old, and… Oh god, it's just so… I don't know if I can… If… No, wait, I'll be okay. I'll be fine. Just a story.
So she was ten weeks old, but she still hadn't been adopted by a family. She lived at the shelter where… Oh, oh, oh god, no, I can't bear to think of it. It's so… so sad!
She still needed a family, and time was running out at the shelter. You see, there was this… aaaaah, I can't even say it, just thinking about it is making me weep.
I don't think I can do it. Sorry, everyone, I wanted to do something a little bit different but I just don't think I can make it through the story of the saddest puppy. It's so sad!
How about the story of the most vengeful time-traveling artificial intelligence in the world? I think I can get through that okay.
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For consideration: in a surprise twist at the end it turns out it was never artificial in the first place
One day, the… no, wait, give me a moment. I'm… No, no, I'll be fine. It's just… It's just that the story about this puppy is so… It's… Just a moment. Okay. Let me start again.
Once there was a puppy. She was a beautiful pekingese, ten weeks old, and… Oh god, it's just so… I don't know if I can… If… No, wait, I'll be okay. I'll be fine. Just a story.
So she was ten weeks old, but she still hadn't been adopted by a family. She lived at the shelter where… Oh, oh, oh god, no, I can't bear to think of it. It's so… so sad!
She still needed a family, and time was running out at the shelter. You see, there was this… aaaaah, I can't even say it, just thinking about it is making me weep.
I don't think I can do it. Sorry, everyone, I wanted to do something a little bit different but I just don't think I can make it through the story of the saddest puppy. It's so sad!
How about the story of the most vengeful time-traveling artificial intelligence in the world? I think I can get through that okay.
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For consideration: in a surprise twist at the end it turns out it was never artificial in the first place