Topical: Dear Stand-Up Comedians

[crisper]

Please replace the word "Florida" in all of your usual jokes with the word "Ohio" for at least the next four years. Thank you.

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For consideration: Thank god I am so fucking drunk right now.

Comments

[daveroguesf]

I drank a fair amount at Isotope, and sobered up at exactly the wrong time.

[crisper]

It's 10:30 in the morning and I think I am still not sober. Wake me up when it's 2008.