Thoughts Before Coffee

[crisper]

The chief difference between Cro Magnon and Neanderthal man probably was that the Cro-Mags had a very simply proto-language that consisted of only two sentences: "This is how you use a club" and "Let's go beat the shit out of some more Neanderthals."

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For consideration: before coffee I feel like a Neaderthal; after, like a Cro-Mag