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Dec 13, 2009 06:45

[Raven has just walked out of the flower shop, looking a bit annoyed at the fact they didn't seem to have what he was looking for.]

MISTLETOE!

Why did nobody tell me 'bout that tradition before?! All these years I could've gotten a free kiss from a pretty lady for danglin' a flower over her head, gone to waste!

being a pervert, ~nash, *voice, ~okita, ~vash, ~estelle, ~finland, ~rebecca, ~labrador, ~luka, ~flonne, ~irvine, ~valvalis, ladies like flowers, ~faith, ~rydia

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[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:20:29 UTC

It's not that easy.

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:21:57 UTC

If it's not that easy then be my guest at explainin' why.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:25:42 UTC

This mistletoe, it's similar to Lover's Weed, right? I confess, I haven't been paying much attention. But a stroll beneath the leaves shall bring two sets of lips together-- Is that the general idea?

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:29:43 UTC

Basic gist I got was if two people met under the mistletoe durin' the Christmas season they had ta kiss.

... Lover's Weed huh? [Great now he knows of another flower with the same result.]

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:34:13 UTC

I'm not sure it exists here. It's an ancient tradition of the Sanadian folk. [You can almost hear him waving the subject off.]

But you can't simply produce the plant overhead and expect the lady to succumb! No, the tricky part is navigating her beneath without her being any the wiser. An act of finesse.

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:38:16 UTC

So ya gotta lure them underneath without them knowin' for it to be effective?

... Somehow I doubt any lass is gonna have the kind of faith in me fer somethin' like that.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:39:46 UTC

If it doesn't seem like an accident, you just look desperate, right?

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:40:30 UTC

I don't mind lookin' desperate, I usually come across that way most of the time without tryin'.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:41:28 UTC

And how has that worked out for you?

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:44:53 UTC

Heh worryingly it worked well enough in Dahngrest. [He just sighs.] If I was seriously lookin' for someone special I wouldn't be goin' about it like this.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:54:00 UTC

It might not be the right bait for each sort of fish. But what do I know of the women here? You say they're harder to seduce?

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:56:01 UTC

The women I keep runnin' into keep turnin' out to be underage.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 07:57:18 UTC

That actually doesn't surprise me.

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 07:59:58 UTC

There was a really hot lady I met who let me touch her. Turns out she was a robot.

[voice] superskilled December 13 2009, 08:01:26 UTC

Does that bother you?

[voice] crisis_rain December 13 2009, 08:02:24 UTC

Well... yeah I love kids. Ya can't have kids with a robot. Unless you adopted a spanner or somethin'.

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