Two Short Stories About What Happened To Me Tonight.
I decided to go get some fast food instead of eating here at home, but i didn't know what I wanted so I went to four different places. Burger King, McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. The stories are as followed:
PIZZA HUT:
Don't ever go to the Moulton Pizza Hut. They suck. I am still shocked by what happened. I ordered a small order of cheesy bread and the total came to $4.02. I handed her a five and told her I had a nickle, as well. I got the nickle out just as she opened the drawer. When I tried to hand it to her so I could get back a dollar and three cents, she refused and claimed she 'couldn't count back' or some shit. I stood there with my hand out and the nickle sitting there and she got all that change and put it in my palm. I just stood there with a dazed look for a second. YOU DUMB FUCK! GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOLLAR AND THREE PENNIES. I DON'T WANT THIS FUCKING CHANGE!!! Anyways, I just bit my tongue and sat down....still in the daze. I, then, had to wait 25 minutes for a small order of cheesy bread and the manager who had stood right next to the girl didn't even try to make up for my shitty service. DO NOT EAT AT PIZZA HUT IN MOULTON. They are the dumbest fucks on the planet.
BURGER KING:
On a happier note....I was trying to decide between the New Chicken Fries or the Chicken Tenders and because they were cheaper I decided on the chicken tenders. As I was ordering, an actual chicken with pretty brownish red feathers struts across the parking lot. I started laughing. After the guy tells me my total and tells me to drive around, the chicken walks in front of my truck and just stop, then looks up at me and refuses to move. I'm laughing my ass off at this point. I can't catch my breath to breathe. I finally have to blow my horn and even then, the chicken just walks onto the curb and turns and glares at me. I continued laughing all the way home.
PIZZA HUT:
Don't ever go to the Moulton Pizza Hut. They suck. I am still shocked by what happened. I ordered a small order of cheesy bread and the total came to $4.02. I handed her a five and told her I had a nickle, as well. I got the nickle out just as she opened the drawer. When I tried to hand it to her so I could get back a dollar and three cents, she refused and claimed she 'couldn't count back' or some shit. I stood there with my hand out and the nickle sitting there and she got all that change and put it in my palm. I just stood there with a dazed look for a second. YOU DUMB FUCK! GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOLLAR AND THREE PENNIES. I DON'T WANT THIS FUCKING CHANGE!!! Anyways, I just bit my tongue and sat down....still in the daze. I, then, had to wait 25 minutes for a small order of cheesy bread and the manager who had stood right next to the girl didn't even try to make up for my shitty service. DO NOT EAT AT PIZZA HUT IN MOULTON. They are the dumbest fucks on the planet.
BURGER KING:
On a happier note....I was trying to decide between the New Chicken Fries or the Chicken Tenders and because they were cheaper I decided on the chicken tenders. As I was ordering, an actual chicken with pretty brownish red feathers struts across the parking lot. I started laughing. After the guy tells me my total and tells me to drive around, the chicken walks in front of my truck and just stop, then looks up at me and refuses to move. I'm laughing my ass off at this point. I can't catch my breath to breathe. I finally have to blow my horn and even then, the chicken just walks onto the curb and turns and glares at me. I continued laughing all the way home.