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i've been called snappy in recent weeks, like some sort of turtle- but instead of having a shell i have a blue sweatshirt and i make jokes about your mother. In all likelyhood its because i'm slowly becoming a horrible person/jerkface extreme/normal person/overexagerator.
K is pretty kool. Perhaps it is even kerrific. or kuper. god knows we like putting k's where they do not belong. i would now make a joke about white power, but i think it would hit a little closer to home- why ain't we the wasps? i'm sure i'm the first person to make that joke
why don't folks fucking use names in LJ? It would add a nice callout element- i'm tired of reading entries about him and her and whatnot. I can only conclude that there is a single, nameless, person of uncertian gender who prevents my friends from achieving sex and or happiness (one could argue they are one and the same, eh, eh, eh?)
why can't i marry myself yet/if i clone myself, can i gay marry it? can i oppisite marry it if i throw in an extra x chrom?
these are the questions i go to college to answer
K is pretty kool. Perhaps it is even kerrific. or kuper. god knows we like putting k's where they do not belong. i would now make a joke about white power, but i think it would hit a little closer to home- why ain't we the wasps? i'm sure i'm the first person to make that joke
why don't folks fucking use names in LJ? It would add a nice callout element- i'm tired of reading entries about him and her and whatnot. I can only conclude that there is a single, nameless, person of uncertian gender who prevents my friends from achieving sex and or happiness (one could argue they are one and the same, eh, eh, eh?)
why can't i marry myself yet/if i clone myself, can i gay marry it? can i oppisite marry it if i throw in an extra x chrom?
these are the questions i go to college to answer