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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for crisco32704:
Day #Who?What they got you1stseriouslymea pubic hair trimmer2ndineptexpressiona small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'3rdmisfit77_a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy4thxmurderscenexA genital piercing5thfortresoftears3an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times6thshatteredrose57more condoms than there are days remaining for you7thlyshy06A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends8thkdclivngdeadgrla strap-on9thimperfectcry213a fishnet body stocking10thkdclivngdeadgrla crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'11thinsanepsycho666a keg of lube12thcausesofdeathA pornstar slot machineTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Your most embarrassing sexual moment:
You tripped over your clothes when trying to do a strip tease
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Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:Don’t worry, I keep a dildo with me just in case
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