The Harper Legacy : Generation One : Chapter Seven
Welcome back to the Harper legacy !
Last chapter , the Harpers added Kory to the family through adoption and we saw Afton and Norelle age into adolescence as well as seeing Pheobe as a toddler and Tyler as a child (:
But anywho , back to the story ...
Now that Tyler is a child he needed a bed. I only just realized that I always put the bedsheets the same pattern as the wallpaper ... That will change when I earn enough money to have separate rooms for the kids (:
Tyler : Hey Dad look ! Blaahh !
Tyler : Are you looking ? Blaahh !
Jasper : And that ladies and gentleman is weird childish humor that is funny.
You're childish so your opinion is biased.
Jasper : Whatever. My turn !
Jasper : Can I have a turn ?
I don't mind.
Jasper : Yippee !
Jasper : Blaahh !
*sigh* ... Father-son bonding ...
Sterling is back into the habit of playing guitar. He's about halfway finished the guitar skill.
Sterling : ♪ Hey soul sister , ain't that mister mister on the radio , stereo , the way you're movin' there you go. Hey soul sister , I don't wanna' miss a single thing you do-ooo tonight ! ♫
I love , love , love that song !
I bought a treadmill for Norelle to begin her climb in the athletic skill.
I find it weird that athletic sims always fall at the start. Shouldn't they have , like , an advantage that makes them not fall ? Just a thought ...
Afton is working out to burn the extra weight off and to increase her athletic skill for her future job in the criminal career.
Afton : I will be fit. I will have abs. I will master the athletic skill. I will conquer the world.
The last one definitely sounds achievable.
Afton : Thanks. I know that it'll be a piece of cake.
Sarcasm , Afton , sarcasm ...
As I was flicking through the relationships of the household I realized that Jasper and Holly's relationship had pretty much dropped off the face of the planet. I spent their whole day off re-kindling their love while the kids were at school.
Pheobe : Oh my Gawd !
What ?
Pheobe : It's a fwicken' booger !
What a great observation ...
Kory has decided to attend one of the bunny conferences this time. Seriously , they're always just ... in the picture !
Jasper : I don't want my little baby girl to grow up !
Jasper , it's life. She has to grow up some time and have a life of her own. You never know , She might be picked as heiress and you might get to make silly faces with your grandchildren ...
Jasper : Fine ...
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I know I don't show much of Jasper and I'm sorry for that but once he's finished with his job he'll be here 24 / 7. But until then , here's a little preview of Jasper's day alone in the house ...
Jasper : Holy crap !
What ?
Jasper : Sterling's gonna' hate me because I broke the toilet !
Well then fix it.
Jasper : This is disgusting !
You created it.
Jasper : True ...
Sexy shower pose.
Jasper : Am I doing it right ?
Yup.
Jasper : Good because I want to get all the little cracks of dirt.
Whatever floats your boat.
Why are you smiling ?
Jasper : It's Pheobe's first poo !
Sometimes you are just too weird.
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Afton stopped outside the hospital and did her homework until Holly was finished in work.
Afton : Je ne parle pas francais ! There ! There's my answer Mr. talking poodle !
Tyler : I. Hate. School.
Join the club.
Tyler : Why is there a talking poodle asking me questions ?!
What's wrong ?
Pheobe : I dun' wanna' grow up !
But life is more fun when you're older. You can do so many more things.
Pheobe : Weally ?
Really.
Pheobe : Okies.
Jasper : I'm *cough* chok *cough* ing !
Holly : Chew , honey , chew ...
Holly isn't exactly the most attractive woman in the shower.
Jasper : Peeing is fun !
I've said it once and I'll say it again ... Whatever floats your boat ...
I think Tyler is dreaming about inflicting pain on people's lives.
And I think Afton is doing the same.
Holly : Why do I always have to fix the dishwasher ?
Because you have the most skill in this area.
That's a very colorful picture Holly.
Holly : Thanks. It needs a bit of filling in but it looks beautiful all the same.
Sterling ?
Sterling : Yes ?
What are you doing ?
Sterling : Smelling my food , duh !
May I ask , why ?
Sterling : It might be gone off.
*sigh*
Athleticism may have gone to Norelle's head.
So what do you think about growing up ?
Kory : Fun !
What about school ?
Kory : Scool ? ...
Kory : NOOOO !
Kory : WHY ?!
Think about it , at least you're one step closer to leaving this madhouse.
Kory : Okies !
Kory : One step cwoser ...
Ha ! Caught dreaming about unicorns !
Sterling : I hate homework !
You're going to be a young adult in a few days anyway so don't get worked up about it.
Sterling : You're right.
Well ... then you have to get a job ...
Sterling : What ?
Nothing.
Where are you going ?
Tyler : The graveyard.
Right. Because that's where every child goes before school.
Tyler : No need to be sarcastic.
You're a tad stuck in the road ...
Tyler : Well I'm moving aren't I ?
I guess ...
Afton : Come here Kory ...
Afton , what are you doing ?
Afton : Doing what I do best ...
Afton : Stealing candy from a baby !
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Afton : Yum !
Afton : I am so evil !
Afton may have stolen Kory's lollipop but that wasn't going to ruin his birthday.
Kory : Lemme' at it !
Holly : Calm down.
Kory : Hey ! She's blowin' out my candelles !
Holly : Whoa ! Slow down !
An eager toddler , a distressed mother ... What's more exciting than that.
Kory : *Shew*
Kory : Ima' gonna' be smart !
Kory : Why are you always in the way !?
Kory : Ooh ! I gots' some funkee mooves !
Kory : Here I go ...
Kory : Ooh sparkles !
Kory : I tink I just cwapped my pants !
Isn't that the cutest face ever ! : 3
The great leap into childhood. I was going to make this the title picture but I liked the other more.
Kory : Aahh ! My eyes are stuck !
Kory : Woohoo ! They're back to normal !
Shall we have a make-over ?
Kory : I don't see why not.
The following image may shock you. In-game , Kory is as seen above but in CAS , his true identity is revealed ...
Behold , Kory ! He is extremely chubby but that doesn't matter because he still looks like a cuddly teddy-bear that you want to hug. I actually had a laughing fit when I saw that he rolled athletic as his third trait ! I guess that'll come in handy for later life.
The twin's room was extended to accommodate Kory.
And now he has a bed to have sweet dreams in.
Norelle was back on the treadmill for further training.
Norelle : I'm getting the hang of this.
I love this picture because it looks like she's stepping within the borders of the frame.
Kory's painting skill was quickly put to use.
And Holly's were getting better and better every time she painted.
Whatcha' doin' ?
Afton : Watching a documentary on how to kill your enemies quickly.
Okay ...
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Afton : Educational , huh ?
You have a sick mind ...
Tyler : This is my evil face.
Ew.
Tyler : RAWR !
Does anybody remember this woman ? She's Danna Knox ie. the Harper babysitter.
Kory : Stupid poodle ...
Afton : I. Hate. School.
*sigh* Join the club.
Jasper : What am I going to do Ken ? All my kids are nearly grown up and the voice tells me that I'll only get to live with one ! Madness I tell you !
It's Pheobe's birthday !
Family photo !
Soo ... Unicorns ?
Tyler : Oh shut up !
Ha !
Pheobe : Oh my Gawd !
Cuteness overload ! : 3
Pheobe : Come play with me sparkles !
Pheobe : I'm a wocket !
Yet another could-have-been title picture.
Pheobe : Are you's watchin' me's ?
I sure am.
Leap !
Pheobe : Bada bing , bada boom !
Pheobe : Oh no ! I'm in a family full of art lovers !
Pheobe rolled Can't Stand Art as her third trait. She has a very unique look but I think that's because of a new skin I downloaded just before she became a child.
That concludes this chapter of the Harper legacy !
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Afton : Now shoo !