The Harper Legacy : Generation One : Chapter Four
Welcome back to the Harper legacy (:
Sorry for the chapter deprivation and all but this chapter is a bit longer than usual so I've made up for lost time (:
Last chapter , we watched the twins grow into adorable toddlers and Jasper dropped a hint on a new Harper addition ;)
I hired a babysitter while Jasper and Holly were at work but all she did was talk on the phone until they got home : /
Babysitter : Yeah ! Their house is tiny and their paying me $75 for doing nothing !
The only thing she has going for her is her eyes ...
What is beyond this door you ask ?
It is a very small bathroom ! (:
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And this other door ?
Sterling's own bedroom !
The toys were beginning to be over-used if I would say so myself xD There was always someone using something.
Sterling : My new mission is to spend every waking hour building the most greatest castle !
It's your life *rolls eyes*
Even Afton was playing nicely.
Afton : You want da bunny wabbit ?
You know , this doesn't make you look very evil.
Afton : I'm acting cute for Mummy and Daddy but inside I am absowutely ebil ! So don't you's be messing wit me !
Okay ...
Afton : Oh how I wuv my bunnikins !
Evil ...
Now that the bathroom was in a completely different room , I had more space for Jasper and Holly's room.
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Afton wasn't the only one that was playing with the bunny.
Jasper ?
Jasper : Yes ?
Bunnies don't fly.
Jasper : You're no fun.
Jasper : Wait ! I hope Afton is OK with this.
Jasper : Oh well.
Jasper : How sexy do I look with this bunny ?
As sexy as a man with a kid's toy bunny can get xD
Jasper : You hear that bunny ? I told you I was sexy but you didn't believe me !
Oh sweet baby Jesus ...
I soon went back inside and discovered how hard it was to control two screaming toddlers.
Ellie : I'm hungie *sniff*
Aww ):
Ellie : I don't wanna see dat scary social wowker.
Neither do I.
Ellie : But wat if she comes ?
Ellie : Help me !
Afton : Take her , not me.
Evil ...
Afton : Save me !
Holly was soon to the rescue.
Ellie : I wuv you Mummy.
Holly's scary looking when she's transparent xD
Ellie : *nom nom*
Ellie : Anybody want some ?
Ellie : More for me.
Sterling : Why must I eat on the toilet ?
I promise I'll buy a kitchen table.
Sterling : Thank you.
Sterling : Why hello there sister.
Ellie : Hewwo.
Sterling : There are a few rules I want to get across.
Sterling : Don't put that block in your mouth because rule number one is not to eat the blocks.
Sterling : Now I've just told Ellie not to eat the blocks so you better not eat them Afton.
Ellie : Nom nom.
Sterling : Ellie ! Were you just eating that block ?
Ellie : No ...
Afton : Nom nom.
Although it was fun to play with the toys , it was hard to get around the play area.
Jasper : I wanna' play with my bunny !
Sterling : I want to go to bed !
Random guest : I want to play my guitar !
Go home !
Ellie : I gots to cwawl to safety !
Afton : Haha ! I twive off of you's madness !
It turns out that Sterling was being neglected and we were closer to a social worker's visit than we thought O.O
Sterling : Oh mother ! I feel so lonely !
Holly : It's OK honey. Come here.
<3
After all the kids were in bed , Holly and Jasper relaxed on their bed.
Jasper : So ... um ... I'm still aiming for five kids. Do you wanna' ?
Holly : I'm game !
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Ellie : I wuv my food.
For a cute baby , she can really pull an ugly face ...
Ellie : Swishy !
Ellie : Yum !
If I ever needed a babysitter , this woman was always there. Unfortunately for her , she was just beginning to learn the horror that was Afton's crying.
Afton : I wuv blocks.
Drop the act please.
Afton : Fine.
Afton : I hate you's stupid blocks ! Fit into dem holes !
Afton : I'll kill you !
Afton : RAWR !
Ellie : You wants my block ?
Okay.
Ellie : No i's mines ! Hehe.
Ellie : I lobe dis bunny.
Everybody does.
Ellie : Bouncy bunny.
<3
I finally got around to starting the twin's skills.
Holly : Say "rubbish is smelly".
Ellie : ...
Holly : Can you say "Daddy is fulfilling Mummy's dream to be a doctor while she pops out kids" ?
Ellie : ...
Afton : Ahh ... Poops ...
Afton : I'ma done my poopies.
Ellie : Must consentwate.
Sterling : Go away ! I'm trying to sleep !
Okay then.
Holly was just minding her own business in her sexy pink undies when ...
She discovered she was preggers !
Holly : I'm with child !
And just in time for Sterling's birthday.
Sterling : Woohoo ! It's my birthday !
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Sterling : Hmm ... What to wish for ?
Holly : TOOT !
Sterling : Shew !
Jasper : TOOT !
Jasper : Woop woop !
Sterling : He's freaking me out.
Just continue with your birthday.
Sterling : Ooh sparkles !
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Crouching tiger ...
Hidden dragon xD
:O .....
Jasper : Why do we always get the freaks !?
Just wait.
Normality at last !
Sterling's childhood hair made his head look really , really long so I replaced it with a look-a-like (:
This puts an end to another chapter (:
I will not be able to post another chapter this weekend because ...
I AM GOING TO LA FRANCE !
But as I have said before , I will catch up ;)
Stay tuned for cuteness beyond compare and happiness (:
Comment and virtually love (:
(I'm really happy and super tired right now so I'm acting weird :P)
By the way , sorry if this chapter was short ): it was my birthday on Sunday (:
OK ! Goodbye (:
Peace out !