another fragment from the weekend

[cris]

Sunday afternoon

Bridget and I are at H&M in Downtown Crossing, on a quest to find suits that would suitably prepare ~b for Visits From The French. Or rather, she's shopping for suits. I'm just browsing. and holding a funky little shoulder bag that she picked up in Providence

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[ayun]

Yeah, well me too, so you can just shut your pie hole.

[cris]

;p

that's all.

just ;p

[dryft]

i swear to god, i can so see this in my head. right down to the inflection in your voice. it's creepy. get out of my head, man.

p.s. amherst sucks a lot, and i was stuck there playing chauffer to three really annoying people for two days. i'll come visit in january or something, i promise. sorry about that.

[cris]

sorry about creeping you out, though if you don't mind, I'll take that as a compliment ;)

and, yeah, no worries about not making it out here. you had all three of us kinda puzzling on Friday. "when's adam coming?" "I don't know. Have you talked to him?" "No. do you know his cell? "Didn't write it down." ah well. there will always be other weekends. just give us a few more details next time.

[loxocele]

so, i'm trying to picture what the Alternate Universe Where C'ris Is Gay would be like....

actually, come to think of it, what's the current ratio of men to women on snotgoth? ;)

[cris]

... and it would be?

one where I'd be carrying on a passionate affair with David Sedaris and he'd be writing books about living in Boston called "Me Drive Homicidally One Day"?

as far as ratios go, I honestly don't know but ...

(... thirty seconds in excel ...)

33-26 male to female

so what does that tell you?

[loxocele]

that you're a kinsey 3? [grin]

actually, 3.25 would be closer, but i don't think kinsey went that far...

and yeah, davis sedaris is awesome. i read "me talk pretty one day" over the summer and laughed so hard i cried, in several public places.

[brigid]

NO CRIS!

he said it wasn't as EXCITING!

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[cris]

oh that's right, since you were right there, you'd certainly remember far better than I.

oh, wait. that's right. you weren't.

;p

[brigid]

no, i remember you telling me right after it happened, that he said exciting, and i thought that that was such a fabulous phrase.

saying the purse is exciting is alot more special than saying it's interesting

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[cris]

true enough. this is what I get for taking a day before being able to write stuff down.

[chaizzilla]

I swear if I were gay, I'd get so much more action ...
that's what i used to say, i had to beat em off with a stick.. than i realised, o! hey, i'm bi.. and *poof* it's like i grew third ear in the middle of my forehead cept w/o the attention
stumbled across this & thought of the speech thing http://www.binaryprecaution.com/m02.htm

[ayun]

Well there's always the whole confidence factor - if you're not even remotely sexually interested in a person, or a group of people, you're more confident and relaxed and therefore attractive to be around. Same way you always seem to get more play when you're not single.

[chaizzilla]

yea, puts a damper on getting patty sanchez to come over ffor drinks w/me & my better half :p
i think i radiate goofy confusion, which went over great in austin where people are friendly, do it here in seattle and you're a tourist