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Apr 18, 2012 13:32

Last night, over dinner with a friend, we were talking about the idea of writing up character sheets for ourselves, and what sort of stats we would give each other ( Read more... )

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badriyaz April 18 2012, 18:29:37 UTC
This is by far the funniest thing I have read about friends mutilating themselves all day! ;-)

(do take care!)

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cris April 18 2012, 23:57:53 UTC
oh! forgotten tidbit from my conversation with the Triage Nurse:

"We have you in our records as living in Belmont."
"No, actually, that should be Somerville."
"Living on your own?"
"Yes."
"So no possibility of this being domestic violence."
"No, but I would think that two people don't have to live together in order to have a physically abusive relationship."
"Yes, but if your partner goes over to your apartment to attack you with a chainsaw, that's not 'domestic violence', that's just good old assault and battery with a side of burglary if they happened to break in."

wow. ok.

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silentq April 19 2012, 02:20:46 UTC
*cannot stop laughing* She sounds like a riot. :)

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mesatchornug April 28 2012, 13:36:36 UTC
what she said

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cris April 19 2012, 03:39:00 UTC
they had you at the "falling of a cliff" part, right? or was it at the "ass full of ticks"?

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cris April 19 2012, 16:17:35 UTC
you ought to remember that I'm the guy who broke his hand while playing golf. I'm probably going to die by having a violent sneeze that somehow snaps my neck.

and, yeah, I went to Cambridge Hospital. I also got taken there after I was hit by a car (which was, like, two weeks after the Vermont crash where I got my face messed up) and I also remember the emergency room guy there was all, "ok, which of these scars, injuries and cuts am I working on right now? 'cause I gotta say, man, your legs are Interesting."

yesterday, I realized that I totally missed an opportunity to call this post The Sassy Sunday Shift.

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