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So yesterday I wrestled crocodiles.
I got muddy.
I got slimy.
I got bloody with croc blood.
I learned how to pull a gator by the tail out of a pile of other irritated reptiles and then leap on its back without fear and tape its mouth shut quickly and mass and measure, sex it, and then release it.
I dominated 18 crocs by myself alone.
Then we had to catch all 70 of them again and remove the tape from their mouths.
I had no idea until awakening sore and bruised this morning that the left butt muscle is the prominent croc wrestling muscle.
Mental note: Who cares about lopsidedness? Let's get a huge left ass muscle in the gym.
I got muddy.
I got slimy.
I got bloody with croc blood.
I learned how to pull a gator by the tail out of a pile of other irritated reptiles and then leap on its back without fear and tape its mouth shut quickly and mass and measure, sex it, and then release it.
I dominated 18 crocs by myself alone.
Then we had to catch all 70 of them again and remove the tape from their mouths.
I had no idea until awakening sore and bruised this morning that the left butt muscle is the prominent croc wrestling muscle.
Mental note: Who cares about lopsidedness? Let's get a huge left ass muscle in the gym.