Gaara Update #1
Dear Internet,
How are you gentlemen? Nice to see you again! And for those of you I'm meeting for the first time, greetings. It is I, Gaara-plush. If you don't know, I live in crinkle's room with all my other plushie friends and we often have many fun adventures with her little sister. It is quite joyous!
I hope you will forgive any errors in this post. I am quite drunk. I also regret that I neglected to take pictures of the thrilling tale I am about to tell you, for they would have made it infinitely more interesting.
Tonight, you see, I went on a wonderful trip to the outside world. We were on a quest for...Orange Soda! The beverage of gods! So, firmly tucked into
akafina breifly expressed concerns of being raped, but they were quickly forgotten as we encountered no-one on our journey.
The inside of the store was quite nicely decorated with cobwebs and pumpkins --- this staff was either very festive, or very bored. Either way, it was a feast for the eyes! Quite. We quickly retrieved the beverage (as we picked it up, I swear I heard a chorus of angels!) and made our way to the cashiers.
They, too, were in the holiday spirit, and as we were rung up they quite politely asked us to vote in their costume contest. It wasn't quite a fair contest, as we had not seen all the contestants, so we just voted for whomever. As you know, dear friends, I am always one for fairness.
Overall, I just felt it was good to be outside again, in the crisp, fresh air. It's not a thing I experience often. Please tell
crinklescoftrip to take me on more adventures in the future! If you do she'll take pictures and maybe give you cookies. I promise. And you can trust my word, for I am Gaara-plush, signing off.
Sincerely,
Sabaku no Gaara-plush
(P.S.--
akafina apologizes sincerely if this post does not amuse you. She now returns you to your regularly scheduled LJing.)