Time to explode and cry now...
Spoilers to Indiana Jones: The old fart with a whip movie....
I CANT BELIEVE HES GOT A SON! AND SHIA LABOOOF IS THAT SON! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INDIANA JONES, HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. how could you. How could you have a son in the first place. And second of all have a son and its SHIA. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AND WhyTF IS HE A GREASER!? AND WhyTF IS IT SHIA?! AND WhyTF DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SON?! AND WHY ARE YOU OLLLLLLLLLLD?!
*RIPS HAIR OFF HEAD!!!!!!!!*
I CANT BELIEVE HES GOT A SON! AND SHIA LABOOOF IS THAT SON! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INDIANA JONES, HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. how could you. How could you have a son in the first place. And second of all have a son and its SHIA. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. AND WhyTF IS HE A GREASER!? AND WhyTF IS IT SHIA?! AND WhyTF DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SON?! AND WHY ARE YOU OLLLLLLLLLLD?!
*RIPS HAIR OFF HEAD!!!!!!!!*