SANTA COME SPANK ME!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pulled over and changed pearle9240's flat tire (15 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kneedeepnstatic (-5000 points). Last Monday I pulled galindaofoz's hair (-5 points). In July I pushed jessi_kitty in the mud (-17 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
crimsonwolf520