Oct 15, 2008 20:42
God asks Les Miles first: 'What do you believe?'
Les thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, 'I believe in
hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team.'
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Miles, and offers him a
seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tommy Tuberville and says, 'What do you believe?'
Tommy says, 'I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
fields.'
God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a
seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: 'And you, Nick, what do you believe?'
Nick replies, 'I believe you're in my seat.'