i had another weird dream again. no this one didnt have zombies.
in this dream i was a mighty pirate with a great black beard. i was feared throughout the seven seas until my ship got sunk. that was where the dream really starts. i was in the water with my crew of bloodthirsty pirates trying to figure out what to do next when this fishing boat started to draw near. i remember getting rescued by an old sailor and his crew and being treated kindly despite my being a notorious pirate. we got dropped off at an island with friendly natives wearing giant red wooden masks.
on this island we made a new ship. this ship was humongous and bulky and it wasn't streamlined nor graceful but it was amazingly quick and powerful. this ship was full of technological wonders and magical spells. this ship was the ship to end all other ships.
as the ship was finally finished we received news that the old sailor's ship that rescued me and my crew got swallowed by a whale. we agreed to return the favor and hunted down the whale. we found the whale in the chocolate sea (yes this sea was made of chocolate). we charged the whale head on and at the last minute launched a small submersible straight into it's mouth. the whale swallowed it and we were suddenly inside.
we travelled until we reached its belly and there we saw the old sailor and his crew. they were still alive and grateful to see us but there was no room inside the small submersible to fit them all. we decided to tie them to the small ship so that we could pull them all out of the whale in one quick go. when the moment came i gave the signal to the main ship to reel us in (the submersible was actually attached to the main ship by a sturdy steel chain). the submersible zipped right out of the whale's belly and out of his mouth and before we knew it we were out in the open on the chocolate sea speeding towards the main ship.
we were not out of danger yet tho. the whale began to chase us and try to swallow us once more. we managed to outrun it a bit and we were thinking that we were out of danger when suddenly a great big chocolate shark burst from the water right in front of us.
we were now sandwiched between a giant whale and a giant chocolate shark. we knew our chances of survival were slim but fate was smiling upon us. the chocolate shark snapped at us, missed and decided to go for the whale instead. the two were still battling it out as we boarded the main ship and headed off for the island we called home.
after thanking me and my crew profusely, the old sailor remarked that he was amazed by my ship and asked me what i called it. i smiled and said that it was the chocolate submarine as the ship began to slip under the chocolate sea ala captain nemo's nautilus.
weird huh? well there's more to that but i cant remember anymore.