Memnoch the Devil and The Vampire Armand
Yesss.... All finished ^_^
Let me just say that there was so much I could have made fun of in this...if I didn't cry so much. I cried at just about everything, which I will explain in some sort of order:
1) Memnoch talking to God on Earth
2) Lestat drinking The Living God's Blood
3) Armand's reaction
4) Lestat's revival
...That doesn't mean I won't make fun of some of these XD
Rant One: Memny aka the story they forgot to tell in Angel Sanctuary aka Just how much does it take for Lestat to lose his mind? aka CLAMP rules my soul.
Lestat: Oh David, don't you look fetching! ...hm...where's Louis?
David: Well, he's with Armand.
Lestat: *tilts purple-tint glasses* Are you serious? He's not even in New Orleans?
David: He's not important now, is he? Neither of of them love you as much as I do...
Lestat: *blank* Really? how so?
David: Louis just thinks of you as a dark god and Armand pretends to hate you. I am the only one fo-
(Somewhere in France...I mean, Paris XD)
Louis: *sneezes* I think I'm catching a cold
Armand: O_o that's not possible....*thinks for a moment* ooohhh I'm going to kill David...
Santino: hm.... It appears no one knows exactly why I'm in the Chronicles at all yet....*leaves* ((I almost wrote *dances*!!! Ah, damn subconscious!))
Lestat: *sucks Roger's blood*
Roger: Hey! Hey, what are you doing!?!?
Lestat: *trying to ignore the thoughts of the dying guy*
Roger: I demand for this to stop this instant! Do you know who I am?
Lestat: *fed up, drinks harder*
Roger: Ah! That tickles! I mean... who the hell are you?!?
Lestat: You're about to die. Any last words?
Roger: Yes... if you can read this bumper sticker, you are driving too close to this automobile
Lestat: *mortified, drops dead Roger*
Lestat: *humming 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay' as he chops up Roger's body*
hm...I don't like that song... *starts humming the Kitkat bar theme*
Roger: *at the bar* So then... *hiccup* This Captain tried to touch me
Lestat: *obviously can't drink liquor, so he had no excuse when he said..* AND YOU DIDN'T LET HIM!?!
((Which.. in a sense, he kinda did say that))
Roger: So will you watch over my daughter?
Lestat: ...I guess I will. If I don't, the story won't proceed, will i-AH!!!!!
Roger: I'm coming, Devil, hold on! I gotta finish this story!
Devil: *glare, swoops, takes him away*
Lestat: Well, that was awkward.....
Lestat: I smell blood....
Dora: *gives Lestat a hug and a kiss and walks away*
Lestat: ............
Memnoch: I'm Memnoch the Devil
Lestat: No, the devil is Lucifer
Memnoch: no...
Lestat: Satan
Memnoch: Nope
Lestat: Marduk
Memnoch: noo....
Lestat: Beezlebub?
Memnoch: no....that's a sin...
Lestat: O_o....
Armand: *looking like a street punk trying not to be the church ornament that he is*
Lestat: *scoops him up* You're tiny...
Kam: *twitch* Are you serious!?? Thank you, Anne Rice, for finalizing Armand's height FIVE BOOKS LATER!!
David: *jealous mode*
Lestat: *even more jealous* David is mine and Armand is mine... I don't like them together*
Marius: *reading his mind a million miles away* You aren't the only one...
Armand: *still snuggling Lestat's arms*
(Somewhere in New Orleans)
Louis: *humming and dusting*
Memnoch: So, do you want me to tell you the story of all humanity?
Lestat: *shrugs* sure.
Memnoch: Ah, wait! I did that wrong! For my first trick, I shall take you to Heaven!
Lestat: .....ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Memnoch: Here God.
God: Oh Lestat... you don't know how long I've yearned for...ah, I mean you wouldn't go against me, right?
Lestat: O_O...*awe* you're God.
Memnoch: Come on, we can't waste the Lord and Savior's time. *grabs him by the coller and they go back in time while falling to Earth*
Memnoch: And for my next trick, I shall show you how every story of the Bible parallels Angel Sanctuary!
Lestat: How so?
Memnoch: Well, when I was on Earth, I slept with this wild Daughter of Man who called herself LILIA (cough, it's really Alexiel, but the name Lilia sounds like LAILA!) and God got mad. Half the time, I hung out with this kid named MICHAEL but he got REALLY UPSET WITH ME so we broke apart and he started to hang around GABRIEL AND RAPHAEL AND URIEL. Oh, by the way, the only reason MICHAEL was with me was because NONE OF THE FOUR ARCHANGELS ARE TOGETHER FOR A PROLONGE PERIOD OF TIME.
Lestat: *teh slowness* so... Angel Michael is real?
Memnoch: Yes... yes he is... we could meet him, but I'm afraid his sweet temperment would turn sour at the thought of me.
(Somewhere in A.S. Heaven....)
Michael: *sneezes*
Raphael: Oh, you seem sick, Mika... want me to check you out?
Michael: *wants to break his neck...*
Lestat: So, what else happened?
Memnoch: And for my last trick, I'm going to show you The Passion of the Living Lord
Lestat: O_O *freaking out*
God: *bearing the cross* Lestat... you know you wanna...
Lestat: No, no nonono! I'm not ready for this...
God: Oh, but you are. Take Me, Lestat.
Lestat: *tries to go away*
Memnoch: *looking at his watch* Let's get this show on the road. I have a list of people to damn...*presses Lestat's head to God's neck*
Lestat: *pulls away after a few gulps and glares at both of them*
Memnoch: What? Are you going to accuse us of rape?
Veronica: um...*nevously watches The Living Lord be tacked up to his cross* ...God, do you think you could wipe your face on this veil and cause the biggest controversy in the whole Judao-Christo-Muslim world?
Memnoch: *pulls out a wand* Okay, this is really my last trick *transforms into the hairy goat beast*
Lestat: Where are we going?
Memnoch: ^_^ Hell! ((I love Memny btw))
Lestat: *tries to run away from Hell... which has stairs! I thought it was a Hellevator!*
Memnoch: *trips Lestat*
Lestat: *fights back, still on fallen on the stairs*
Memnoch: Noo, I need you! You're beautiful and perfect and lovely and....
SQUISH!
Memnoch: Ew!!! I pulled out his eye *drops it*
Lestat: *runs without it*
Memnoch: ...I think I'm having a flashback....
*flashback*
Subaru: Seishirou-san, no!
*flashback*
Memnoch: ....
(A.S. Hell)
Lucifer: They ruined Sheol...
Hatter: Don't worry, Satan. It's not so bad... We'll just clean it up....um... could you do that, though? You know, give up your power and clean up Hell? You have more power than me and well... I don't want to break a nail...
Lucifer: We'll need 999 wives to revive me though...
Hatter: And I have the perfect candidate for the last one!
Kurai: *sneezes*
Louis: Now you know how it feels....
((Three Days he was gone, btw))
Lestat: *retells the story to everyone, meaning not Louis but Dora, Armand, and David*
David: Why did you go?!?
Dora: Where is it?! Where's the veil?
Armand: Let me drink from you, please?
Lestat: Back, back I say! *pulls out veil*
Dora: *goes MAAAAAAAADDDDD and dances with it and runs out the door to St. Patrick's Church*
Armand: And I shall bare testimony of this Living Veil
Lestat: ARMAND! NOOOOO!!
David: *scoops up Lestat and they run*
Kam: *burst into tears.... then notices that she has The Vampire Armand in her other hand*
David: Okay, we gotta go....*takes Lestat to the church in New Orleans*
Lestat: *is shocked...and David is no where near*
Black hair, soft green eyes...
Kam: *SQUEALS AND THROWS THE BOOK DOWN... then picks it up after she stops grinning* David, you're my fangirl's dream!!!
Lestat: *looks around at all the dusted and arranged pieces of Roger's religious art collection*...it's your secret dream to by my housewife, isn't it?
Louis: *blushing* Oh, I hear something.
Lestat: It's the spirits of the little girls who died in the church... they are saying the times tables.
Louis: What's the times tables? (cutie really did ask this... yes, Louis' nickname rhymes with his name, cutie)
Lestat: *actually explains it to him, which is funny because I don't think he would have to anyone else. He would have made fun of them.*
*LestatxLouis luff moment*
Maharet: ALL RIGHT, SHOWTIME'S OVER. STOP BEING SO LOVELY!
David: *is Maharet's bitch*
Maharet: I have something for you, Lestat, and you will weep over it.
Lestat: Yeah, rig- hey! My eye! *pops it back it*
Maharet: I'm having...severe deja vu....
David: Read the letter
Lestat: Reads
To My Prince
Gotcha
Sincerely Yours,
Memnoch the Devil
P.S. See you in Hell...
And here, finally, Lestat broke. I don't mean he cried, I mean he physically and mentally broke
Maharet: We shall tie him up and leave him here to recount his story. David, Louis, you shall help me.
David: *all too eager to do it*
Louis: This seems all too famili-
*flashback*
Louis: Oh, Le~stat.......
*flashback
Louis: *nosebleed* I don't think I can do this....
Louis: *curls up next to Lestat on the church floor, who finally got some sanity back* I've been reading Roger's Wynken de Wilde books.
Lestat: Oh, re~ally?
Louis: *blush* Perhaps... you can come home and we can read them together.
Lestat: *smirk* I think that's possible....
And so...Lestat left the church days later to go back home ^_~ ...or so we thought....
Seeing as there were so many parts I cried, this one will be a bit shorter
-Armand's family
-The Death of the boys
-The Burning of Marius
-Sybelle and Benji's story
-The End (though I will mention this)
(Lestat's Church, where he is currently still unconscious)
Marius: Don't worry about your children, they are with Pandora Another vampire no one gets quite yet, but I positively love her so far
Come home to me... *kisses Armand, who everyone thought was dead*
Armand: *turns, but he isn't there anymore and blushes merrily*
David: *comes up behind Armand* You know everyone wants you... I wish I could have seen you in those little tights and breeches in your year....*mmmmmmmm Armand in tights.....*
Marius: *at home* Well, you didn't, so nyah!
Andrei, a fifteen year old boy who is positively adorable, was taken over from his home Kiev Rus, Russia, to Venice, Italy
Marius: Amadeo, come to my house where we will have all sorts of pleasurable fun....
Andrei: O_o Who's Amadeo, Master?
Marius: *grin* That's not important... *takes him to the bathtub*
Marius: These are my students, cherub. *still stroking Amadeo's cheek*
Amadeo: You... these are your boys? YOU COLLECT BOYS?!
Marius: Well.... to a point. You're my child thou-
Amadeo: Couldn't you have picked a better hobby that doesn't make you so sketchy, like collecting coins?! Coin collecting, god forbid, you did something normal like that.
Marius: I do paint, you know.
Amadeo: You paint.... boys....
Amadeo: Master, where are you taking me?
Marius: To Para~dise.... *takes him to a brothel, where he proceeds to watch him sleep with everyone*
Amadeo: *wakes up in Marius' bed days later, where there are tons of naked boys waiting for him to wake up* Again? More sex? O_O I don't know if I can take so many days of this.....
Marius: *proceeds to watch and gets irked*
Amadeo: *a little later* You're angry with me because I LIKED IT?!?
Marius: *painting* lie still
Amadeo: No, I shall not! I will not be your pet and child nor will I-
Marius: Bloodsports?
Amadeo: *faulters*.......okay....
Amadeo: *pissed at the fact that Marius keeps leaving him and won't tell him his secrets that he's a vampire and watcher of Those Who Must Be Kept* Riccardo, I'm leaving, but don't tell Master where I am, okay.
Riccardo: Your secrets are safe with me. I shall tell the other boys.
Amadeo: Thank you, Riccardo. *scampers off*
Amadeo: *sleeps with the Earl of Harlech*
Earl: I must have you, despite my wife and three children and your Master Marius and...oh, I shall kill for you. *stabs the pillow with his knife* I shall kill you if I can't have you.
Amadeo: *frowns* I think I see something out window.
~Meanwhile~
Marius: Where shall I take you boys tod- *perks up*
Riccardo: Um.....*looks around* It's not important we go out tonight, Master, r-right guys?
Boys: noooo, no going out
Marius: *searches their mind*
Boys: *all thinking about cookies*
Marius: You're hiding something from me.
Boys: hehe...why would we?
Marius: *searches again*
Boys: *all thinking about ice cream*
Marius: Ice cream...*frowns* Come boys, we're going to watch for Amadeo.
~and then....~
Marius: *looking through the window, irked*
Riccardo: wow, I didn't know he could contort into that position...
Marius: *still irked*
Riccardo: Damn, he's flexible...
Marius: *increasingly irked*
Riccardo: Look at that split! I can't even get that perfe-
Marius: I'm going in.
Boys: *all jump him, which he only falls over from shock*
Marius: ....fine, not tonight.
Amadeo: *freaked out by the Earl, decided to visit Bianca*
Bianca: Oh Amadeo, what are you doing? Why are you locking us in my room all alone?
Amadeo: *blinks* Are you suggesting that I'm going to rip off all of your pearls and ribbons and have sex with you on that bed right there?
Bianca: ...well....yes... I am.....
Amadeo: At least you consented to it *sleeps with her*
*a little later*
Bianca: Marius....is going to kill you.
Amadeo: Me?!? What about you?
Bianca: Ah... too bad he isn't interested in women....
~Meanwhile~
Marius: I'm going out to find Amadeo
Boys: Nooooo!
Riccardo: You can't do that! You have...uh.... bills to pay and carpets to be washed and rings to be bought!
Boys: Yeah! Don't forget the rings!
Marius: ...well, I do love my rings....*perks up*
Riccardo: *starts to think of lovely things*
Marius: *siddles over to him and touches his face* Riccardo, darling boy, you.... perchance wouldn't know where my Amadeo is, would you? *stroke, stroke*
Riccardo: *faultering at his pleasent thoughts*
Marius: I mean... you would tell me if you did, right? *pulls him closer*
Riccardo: *squeaks* Ah....um....*thinks of Amadeo with Bianca...and then a cookie*
Marius: *drops him* I see..... Come boys, I'm going to paint......*glare*
Amadeo: *returns home* Mas~ter!!!
Marius: *ignores him and continues to paint The Temptation of Amadeo*
Amadeo: *thinking* he's not wearing red.. this can't be good.
Marius: Boys, go to bed, now!
Boys: *squeak and run away*
Riccardo: *gives Amadeo a faultering look and runs*
Amadeo: ...crap....
Marius: *slams his door* go to sleep with the boys, Amadeo. You did that every night anyway.
Amadeo: *irked* Are you serious!? GET OVER YOURSELF! *runs downstairs and grabs the...er...really heavy medival weapon... I want to say battle-ax! yeah, that's it....and breaks the door*
Marius: How dare you break my door! *throws ax away and hits a cat out the window*
Amadeo: gyah!! *is thrown onto the bed* This? This is what turns you on?!?!
Marius: No... not only this... *snaps his finger*
*enter: The whip*
Amadeo: Are you serious?
Marius: Oh, it's going to be fun punishing you ((HE SAID THAT!!!))
Amadeo: *takes the lashes at his legs* I'm not going to be able to walk
Marius: Ohoho... you wouldn't have been able to walk anyway when I'm finished with you
Amadeo: *freaking out as Marius licks the blood off of his legs while holding his bottom* Some punishment
Marius: *spanks him twice*
((That happened...really, it did)
*insert one-sided sex*
*insert best conversation between Marius and Amadeo*
"You're going to break down my door again?"
"Never,"
"You going to defy me in any way in particular?"
"Never in any way ever."
"Further words?"
"I love you."
"I'm sure."
"But I do." *sniffle*
waii!!
Days later, Amadeo became a vampire ^_^
*Kiev Rus and The Burning of Marius and the death of the boys insert here...oh there was the death of the Earl and the healing by Bianca, but meh....oh... and them sleeping with Bianca-ish....which was hot, but still...*
Black haired teenager: *saves Amadeo from the fire* Are you going to worship God and Satan and join us?
Amadeo: Who are you?
Teen: *grin* Santino.
Kam: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
300 years later
Amadeo: *becomes Coven Master* Yay, now I'm Armand!
Santino: Yeah, I'm gonna stay here. Why don't you and Elena go to Paris?
Armand: But if you stay here, how will any of the readers know who you are?
Kam: My sentiments exactly.
Santino: I'll manage.
*Book Three, Queen of the Damned*
Santino and Pandora walking to find Marius
Marius: *severely irked at Santino*
Santino: ....what?
*end of the book, as I said I cried way too much to make fun of Armand's reaction to the Veil as well as him TRYING TO HELP CLAUDIA BEFORE SHE DIED... *cries again*
Marius: *holds Armand* I appologize.
Armand: *sigh* I understand, I think. But Marius, you really don't know anything, do you?
Marius: *chuckle* Forgive me.
Armand: I think I see someone coming up the walk....AH IT'S LESTAT!
Louis: *rushes out of the house, followed by everyone else*
Armand: *beats Louis to him* Oh my, you're as dusty as Louis usually is.
Louis: You know... I'm getting really irked at the fact that everyone seems to make fun of me....
Kam's musing:
Marius: *laying on the couch, reading Armand's Book* Oh David... As if you could handle Amadeo....
Armand: *hears that and blushes*
Oh, "X" means he can't receive the message, 'cause he's Marius' fledgling. I love Marius' face, with his little fangs ^_^
Ah well... red was always Marius' favorite color ^_^
Let me just say that there was so much I could have made fun of in this...if I didn't cry so much. I cried at just about everything, which I will explain in some sort of order:
1) Memnoch talking to God on Earth
2) Lestat drinking The Living God's Blood
3) Armand's reaction
4) Lestat's revival
...That doesn't mean I won't make fun of some of these XD
Rant One: Memny aka the story they forgot to tell in Angel Sanctuary aka Just how much does it take for Lestat to lose his mind? aka CLAMP rules my soul.
Lestat: Oh David, don't you look fetching! ...hm...where's Louis?
David: Well, he's with Armand.
Lestat: *tilts purple-tint glasses* Are you serious? He's not even in New Orleans?
David: He's not important now, is he? Neither of of them love you as much as I do...
Lestat: *blank* Really? how so?
David: Louis just thinks of you as a dark god and Armand pretends to hate you. I am the only one fo-
(Somewhere in France...I mean, Paris XD)
Louis: *sneezes* I think I'm catching a cold
Armand: O_o that's not possible....*thinks for a moment* ooohhh I'm going to kill David...
Santino: hm.... It appears no one knows exactly why I'm in the Chronicles at all yet....*leaves* ((I almost wrote *dances*!!! Ah, damn subconscious!))
Lestat: *sucks Roger's blood*
Roger: Hey! Hey, what are you doing!?!?
Lestat: *trying to ignore the thoughts of the dying guy*
Roger: I demand for this to stop this instant! Do you know who I am?
Lestat: *fed up, drinks harder*
Roger: Ah! That tickles! I mean... who the hell are you?!?
Lestat: You're about to die. Any last words?
Roger: Yes... if you can read this bumper sticker, you are driving too close to this automobile
Lestat: *mortified, drops dead Roger*
Lestat: *humming 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay' as he chops up Roger's body*
hm...I don't like that song... *starts humming the Kitkat bar theme*
Roger: *at the bar* So then... *hiccup* This Captain tried to touch me
Lestat: *obviously can't drink liquor, so he had no excuse when he said..* AND YOU DIDN'T LET HIM!?!
((Which.. in a sense, he kinda did say that))
Roger: So will you watch over my daughter?
Lestat: ...I guess I will. If I don't, the story won't proceed, will i-AH!!!!!
Roger: I'm coming, Devil, hold on! I gotta finish this story!
Devil: *glare, swoops, takes him away*
Lestat: Well, that was awkward.....
Lestat: I smell blood....
Dora: *gives Lestat a hug and a kiss and walks away*
Lestat: ............
Memnoch: I'm Memnoch the Devil
Lestat: No, the devil is Lucifer
Memnoch: no...
Lestat: Satan
Memnoch: Nope
Lestat: Marduk
Memnoch: noo....
Lestat: Beezlebub?
Memnoch: no....that's a sin...
Lestat: O_o....
Armand: *looking like a street punk trying not to be the church ornament that he is*
Lestat: *scoops him up* You're tiny...
Kam: *twitch* Are you serious!?? Thank you, Anne Rice, for finalizing Armand's height FIVE BOOKS LATER!!
David: *jealous mode*
Lestat: *even more jealous* David is mine and Armand is mine... I don't like them together*
Marius: *reading his mind a million miles away* You aren't the only one...
Armand: *still snuggling Lestat's arms*
(Somewhere in New Orleans)
Louis: *humming and dusting*
Memnoch: So, do you want me to tell you the story of all humanity?
Lestat: *shrugs* sure.
Memnoch: Ah, wait! I did that wrong! For my first trick, I shall take you to Heaven!
Lestat: .....ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Memnoch: Here God.
God: Oh Lestat... you don't know how long I've yearned for...ah, I mean you wouldn't go against me, right?
Lestat: O_O...*awe* you're God.
Memnoch: Come on, we can't waste the Lord and Savior's time. *grabs him by the coller and they go back in time while falling to Earth*
Memnoch: And for my next trick, I shall show you how every story of the Bible parallels Angel Sanctuary!
Lestat: How so?
Memnoch: Well, when I was on Earth, I slept with this wild Daughter of Man who called herself LILIA (cough, it's really Alexiel, but the name Lilia sounds like LAILA!) and God got mad. Half the time, I hung out with this kid named MICHAEL but he got REALLY UPSET WITH ME so we broke apart and he started to hang around GABRIEL AND RAPHAEL AND URIEL. Oh, by the way, the only reason MICHAEL was with me was because NONE OF THE FOUR ARCHANGELS ARE TOGETHER FOR A PROLONGE PERIOD OF TIME.
Lestat: *teh slowness* so... Angel Michael is real?
Memnoch: Yes... yes he is... we could meet him, but I'm afraid his sweet temperment would turn sour at the thought of me.
(Somewhere in A.S. Heaven....)
Michael: *sneezes*
Raphael: Oh, you seem sick, Mika... want me to check you out?
Michael: *wants to break his neck...*
Lestat: So, what else happened?
Memnoch: And for my last trick, I'm going to show you The Passion of the Living Lord
Lestat: O_O *freaking out*
God: *bearing the cross* Lestat... you know you wanna...
Lestat: No, no nonono! I'm not ready for this...
God: Oh, but you are. Take Me, Lestat.
Lestat: *tries to go away*
Memnoch: *looking at his watch* Let's get this show on the road. I have a list of people to damn...*presses Lestat's head to God's neck*
Lestat: *pulls away after a few gulps and glares at both of them*
Memnoch: What? Are you going to accuse us of rape?
Veronica: um...*nevously watches The Living Lord be tacked up to his cross* ...God, do you think you could wipe your face on this veil and cause the biggest controversy in the whole Judao-Christo-Muslim world?
Memnoch: *pulls out a wand* Okay, this is really my last trick *transforms into the hairy goat beast*
Lestat: Where are we going?
Memnoch: ^_^ Hell! ((I love Memny btw))
Lestat: *tries to run away from Hell... which has stairs! I thought it was a Hellevator!*
Memnoch: *trips Lestat*
Lestat: *fights back, still on fallen on the stairs*
Memnoch: Noo, I need you! You're beautiful and perfect and lovely and....
SQUISH!
Memnoch: Ew!!! I pulled out his eye *drops it*
Lestat: *runs without it*
Memnoch: ...I think I'm having a flashback....
*flashback*
Subaru: Seishirou-san, no!
*flashback*
Memnoch: ....
(A.S. Hell)
Lucifer: They ruined Sheol...
Hatter: Don't worry, Satan. It's not so bad... We'll just clean it up....um... could you do that, though? You know, give up your power and clean up Hell? You have more power than me and well... I don't want to break a nail...
Lucifer: We'll need 999 wives to revive me though...
Hatter: And I have the perfect candidate for the last one!
Kurai: *sneezes*
Louis: Now you know how it feels....
((Three Days he was gone, btw))
Lestat: *retells the story to everyone, meaning not Louis but Dora, Armand, and David*
David: Why did you go?!?
Dora: Where is it?! Where's the veil?
Armand: Let me drink from you, please?
Lestat: Back, back I say! *pulls out veil*
Dora: *goes MAAAAAAAADDDDD and dances with it and runs out the door to St. Patrick's Church*
Armand: And I shall bare testimony of this Living Veil
Lestat: ARMAND! NOOOOO!!
David: *scoops up Lestat and they run*
Kam: *burst into tears.... then notices that she has The Vampire Armand in her other hand*
David: Okay, we gotta go....*takes Lestat to the church in New Orleans*
Lestat: *is shocked...and David is no where near*
Black hair, soft green eyes...
Kam: *SQUEALS AND THROWS THE BOOK DOWN... then picks it up after she stops grinning* David, you're my fangirl's dream!!!
Lestat: *looks around at all the dusted and arranged pieces of Roger's religious art collection*...it's your secret dream to by my housewife, isn't it?
Louis: *blushing* Oh, I hear something.
Lestat: It's the spirits of the little girls who died in the church... they are saying the times tables.
Louis: What's the times tables? (cutie really did ask this... yes, Louis' nickname rhymes with his name, cutie)
Lestat: *actually explains it to him, which is funny because I don't think he would have to anyone else. He would have made fun of them.*
*LestatxLouis luff moment*
Maharet: ALL RIGHT, SHOWTIME'S OVER. STOP BEING SO LOVELY!
David: *is Maharet's bitch*
Maharet: I have something for you, Lestat, and you will weep over it.
Lestat: Yeah, rig- hey! My eye! *pops it back it*
Maharet: I'm having...severe deja vu....
David: Read the letter
Lestat: Reads
To My Prince
Gotcha
Sincerely Yours,
Memnoch the Devil
P.S. See you in Hell...
And here, finally, Lestat broke. I don't mean he cried, I mean he physically and mentally broke
Maharet: We shall tie him up and leave him here to recount his story. David, Louis, you shall help me.
David: *all too eager to do it*
Louis: This seems all too famili-
*flashback*
Louis: Oh, Le~stat.......
*flashback
Louis: *nosebleed* I don't think I can do this....
Louis: *curls up next to Lestat on the church floor, who finally got some sanity back* I've been reading Roger's Wynken de Wilde books.
Lestat: Oh, re~ally?
Louis: *blush* Perhaps... you can come home and we can read them together.
Lestat: *smirk* I think that's possible....
And so...Lestat left the church days later to go back home ^_~ ...or so we thought....
Seeing as there were so many parts I cried, this one will be a bit shorter
-Armand's family
-The Death of the boys
-The Burning of Marius
-Sybelle and Benji's story
-The End (though I will mention this)
(Lestat's Church, where he is currently still unconscious)
Marius: Don't worry about your children, they are with Pandora Another vampire no one gets quite yet, but I positively love her so far
Come home to me... *kisses Armand, who everyone thought was dead*
Armand: *turns, but he isn't there anymore and blushes merrily*
David: *comes up behind Armand* You know everyone wants you... I wish I could have seen you in those little tights and breeches in your year....*mmmmmmmm Armand in tights.....*
Marius: *at home* Well, you didn't, so nyah!
Andrei, a fifteen year old boy who is positively adorable, was taken over from his home Kiev Rus, Russia, to Venice, Italy
Marius: Amadeo, come to my house where we will have all sorts of pleasurable fun....
Andrei: O_o Who's Amadeo, Master?
Marius: *grin* That's not important... *takes him to the bathtub*
Marius: These are my students, cherub. *still stroking Amadeo's cheek*
Amadeo: You... these are your boys? YOU COLLECT BOYS?!
Marius: Well.... to a point. You're my child thou-
Amadeo: Couldn't you have picked a better hobby that doesn't make you so sketchy, like collecting coins?! Coin collecting, god forbid, you did something normal like that.
Marius: I do paint, you know.
Amadeo: You paint.... boys....
Amadeo: Master, where are you taking me?
Marius: To Para~dise.... *takes him to a brothel, where he proceeds to watch him sleep with everyone*
Amadeo: *wakes up in Marius' bed days later, where there are tons of naked boys waiting for him to wake up* Again? More sex? O_O I don't know if I can take so many days of this.....
Marius: *proceeds to watch and gets irked*
Amadeo: *a little later* You're angry with me because I LIKED IT?!?
Marius: *painting* lie still
Amadeo: No, I shall not! I will not be your pet and child nor will I-
Marius: Bloodsports?
Amadeo: *faulters*.......okay....
Amadeo: *pissed at the fact that Marius keeps leaving him and won't tell him his secrets that he's a vampire and watcher of Those Who Must Be Kept* Riccardo, I'm leaving, but don't tell Master where I am, okay.
Riccardo: Your secrets are safe with me. I shall tell the other boys.
Amadeo: Thank you, Riccardo. *scampers off*
Amadeo: *sleeps with the Earl of Harlech*
Earl: I must have you, despite my wife and three children and your Master Marius and...oh, I shall kill for you. *stabs the pillow with his knife* I shall kill you if I can't have you.
Amadeo: *frowns* I think I see something out window.
~Meanwhile~
Marius: Where shall I take you boys tod- *perks up*
Riccardo: Um.....*looks around* It's not important we go out tonight, Master, r-right guys?
Boys: noooo, no going out
Marius: *searches their mind*
Boys: *all thinking about cookies*
Marius: You're hiding something from me.
Boys: hehe...why would we?
Marius: *searches again*
Boys: *all thinking about ice cream*
Marius: Ice cream...*frowns* Come boys, we're going to watch for Amadeo.
~and then....~
Marius: *looking through the window, irked*
Riccardo: wow, I didn't know he could contort into that position...
Marius: *still irked*
Riccardo: Damn, he's flexible...
Marius: *increasingly irked*
Riccardo: Look at that split! I can't even get that perfe-
Marius: I'm going in.
Boys: *all jump him, which he only falls over from shock*
Marius: ....fine, not tonight.
Amadeo: *freaked out by the Earl, decided to visit Bianca*
Bianca: Oh Amadeo, what are you doing? Why are you locking us in my room all alone?
Amadeo: *blinks* Are you suggesting that I'm going to rip off all of your pearls and ribbons and have sex with you on that bed right there?
Bianca: ...well....yes... I am.....
Amadeo: At least you consented to it *sleeps with her*
*a little later*
Bianca: Marius....is going to kill you.
Amadeo: Me?!? What about you?
Bianca: Ah... too bad he isn't interested in women....
~Meanwhile~
Marius: I'm going out to find Amadeo
Boys: Nooooo!
Riccardo: You can't do that! You have...uh.... bills to pay and carpets to be washed and rings to be bought!
Boys: Yeah! Don't forget the rings!
Marius: ...well, I do love my rings....*perks up*
Riccardo: *starts to think of lovely things*
Marius: *siddles over to him and touches his face* Riccardo, darling boy, you.... perchance wouldn't know where my Amadeo is, would you? *stroke, stroke*
Riccardo: *faultering at his pleasent thoughts*
Marius: I mean... you would tell me if you did, right? *pulls him closer*
Riccardo: *squeaks* Ah....um....*thinks of Amadeo with Bianca...and then a cookie*
Marius: *drops him* I see..... Come boys, I'm going to paint......*glare*
Amadeo: *returns home* Mas~ter!!!
Marius: *ignores him and continues to paint The Temptation of Amadeo*
Amadeo: *thinking* he's not wearing red.. this can't be good.
Marius: Boys, go to bed, now!
Boys: *squeak and run away*
Riccardo: *gives Amadeo a faultering look and runs*
Amadeo: ...crap....
Marius: *slams his door* go to sleep with the boys, Amadeo. You did that every night anyway.
Amadeo: *irked* Are you serious!? GET OVER YOURSELF! *runs downstairs and grabs the...er...really heavy medival weapon... I want to say battle-ax! yeah, that's it....and breaks the door*
Marius: How dare you break my door! *throws ax away and hits a cat out the window*
Amadeo: gyah!! *is thrown onto the bed* This? This is what turns you on?!?!
Marius: No... not only this... *snaps his finger*
*enter: The whip*
Amadeo: Are you serious?
Marius: Oh, it's going to be fun punishing you ((HE SAID THAT!!!))
Amadeo: *takes the lashes at his legs* I'm not going to be able to walk
Marius: Ohoho... you wouldn't have been able to walk anyway when I'm finished with you
Amadeo: *freaking out as Marius licks the blood off of his legs while holding his bottom* Some punishment
Marius: *spanks him twice*
((That happened...really, it did)
*insert one-sided sex*
*insert best conversation between Marius and Amadeo*
"You're going to break down my door again?"
"Never,"
"You going to defy me in any way in particular?"
"Never in any way ever."
"Further words?"
"I love you."
"I'm sure."
"But I do." *sniffle*
waii!!
Days later, Amadeo became a vampire ^_^
*Kiev Rus and The Burning of Marius and the death of the boys insert here...oh there was the death of the Earl and the healing by Bianca, but meh....oh... and them sleeping with Bianca-ish....which was hot, but still...*
Black haired teenager: *saves Amadeo from the fire* Are you going to worship God and Satan and join us?
Amadeo: Who are you?
Teen: *grin* Santino.
Kam: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
300 years later
Amadeo: *becomes Coven Master* Yay, now I'm Armand!
Santino: Yeah, I'm gonna stay here. Why don't you and Elena go to Paris?
Armand: But if you stay here, how will any of the readers know who you are?
Kam: My sentiments exactly.
Santino: I'll manage.
*Book Three, Queen of the Damned*
Santino and Pandora walking to find Marius
Marius: *severely irked at Santino*
Santino: ....what?
*end of the book, as I said I cried way too much to make fun of Armand's reaction to the Veil as well as him TRYING TO HELP CLAUDIA BEFORE SHE DIED... *cries again*
Marius: *holds Armand* I appologize.
Armand: *sigh* I understand, I think. But Marius, you really don't know anything, do you?
Marius: *chuckle* Forgive me.
Armand: I think I see someone coming up the walk....AH IT'S LESTAT!
Louis: *rushes out of the house, followed by everyone else*
Armand: *beats Louis to him* Oh my, you're as dusty as Louis usually is.
Louis: You know... I'm getting really irked at the fact that everyone seems to make fun of me....
Kam's musing:
Marius: *laying on the couch, reading Armand's Book* Oh David... As if you could handle Amadeo....
Armand: *hears that and blushes*
Oh, "X" means he can't receive the message, 'cause he's Marius' fledgling. I love Marius' face, with his little fangs ^_^
Ah well... red was always Marius' favorite color ^_^