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its because shes got pussay pussay pussay faundestia June 8 2003, 16:12:22 UTC
and that reminds me of

you know, I have this interesting story about me and my friend kyle you should write...

see - we go in these woods right - and its bright and chipper. I've never seen these woods, but we figure crossing through them will take us to McDonalds quicker. We notice some shorter people near the woods, standing around with their arms crossed. They don't even look at us as we enter. So, we are walking and suddenly as we come around this bend... it's like a "Y" shape. We are on the upper right side... There is a fire breathing dragon! I almost shit in my cybernetic pants! Kyle is scared too. I said "oh! where is our night in shinning armor to come rescue us!?" And kyle explained to me that the little people outside are gnomes, who block any knights from entering this enchanted forrest. oh great. But just then on the other side of the "Y" we hear some commotion. We look over and WHO SHOULD IT BE but Mark Hoppus and Tom Delong - the singers for BLINK 182 ! Anyhow - We hear Mark explaining to Tom that the reason a knight cannot enter these woods is because the little people outside prevent them from entering the enchanted forrest. :( So, Mark knocks Tom off his unicorn and starts to ride at the dragon! He grabs a tree branch and uses it like a joust, and he stabs the dragon in the heart!

Because you see, dragons have no hearts, it's where they are vulnerable, you think they would, but oh no my friends, dragons have no heart!

Well, kyle and I ran over to thank them, and they invited us to McDonalds. Now we got their cell numbers and stuff, but we were told not to give them out... ya know.

I got a new icon.

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Re: its because shes got pussay pussay pussay crimsonregret June 8 2003, 18:41:38 UTC
whennn did this happen?!

rawr toms voice is like sex in a jar hah
dont askkkk
i just always loved his voice
haha i wouldnt ask you for their numbers
i'm not like that
and i know you talk to manson
and other people
but i've never asked for any of their info
hehe i'm not a obsessed wannabe stalker
or greedy fuck like the rest of the world

okay sleep time
three hours in the past three days
hour each night
ugh that blows
i'm so grumpie
i must go rest my acheing head

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