FIC: Context is Everything (1/1) (Steve/Tony)

[crimsonquills]

Note to self: In future, do not offer porny drabble prompts. You are incapable of writing drabble length porn. You are incapable of writing ficlet length porn. All your porn ends up being four or five pages long.

TITLE: Context is Everything
AUTHOR: Nix (crimsonquills AT gmail DOT com)
FANDOM/COMIC TITLE: New Avengers
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Steve

Comments

[demon_faith]

*wibble*

So hot. You really do write fantastic porn.

[crimsonquills]

:-) Thank you!

[bradygirl_12]

Whew! Incredibly hot, lady! :)

Tony could market that armor for porny purposes and make another fortune! ;)

Wow, the image of a naked Steve and an armored Tony...*fans self* :)

[crimsonquills]

Tony could market that armor for porny purposes and make another fortune! ;)

*grins* He's terribly possessive of his favorite and most advanced tech. This toy will have to be reserved for him and Steve!

Wow, the image of a naked Steve and an armored Tony...*fans self* :)

I figured it was way too easy to do uniform!porn for Steve's uniform. Time for the armor to get some love. Er, figuratively speaking. *eyes the Living Armor* *grins*

Thanks so much for your comments!

[l_blue]

Mmmmm, armor frottage. Very, very nice.

I thought you were complaining that Steve had too much clothing? Seems not to have stopped Tony too long.

*snort* Tony, the human vibrator! "Buy now, and get a magical disrobing Steve, free!"

Oh, gosh, my mind is in the gutter. Need to stop with the Oreos....

[crimsonquills]

I thought you were complaining that Steve had too much clothing? Seems not to have stopped Tony too long.

Yeah, but you should have seen me writing it! *grins* Tony rips off the shirt and pants and they're going at it and suddenly I realize...boots. Socks. Argh! So I write those off and then they're going at it again and I realize...cowl. Gloves. Double argh! *g*

*snort* Tony, the human vibrator! "Buy now, and get a magical disrobing Steve, free!"

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! I realized I'd turned Tony's armor into a giant vibrator about halfway through the story and wondered if anyone would mention it in the comments. *chortles* Gold star. *g*

Thankee for the feedback!

[jaclynhyde]

Oh my. Who knew the armor could be that hot?

[crimsonquills]

I don't know, sometimes the art makes it seem pretty damn sexy. :-)

Thanks for commenting!

[elspethdixon]

Steve didn't realize he'd stopped walking until Tony seized him by the remains of the front of his costume and hauled him into their blessedly close by bedroom. "

And thus Tony gets to do what countless comics fans long to do every time we see Steve's costume get shredded half off him (as it does so often--there's point in volume one CA where his shirt just randomly falls apart and off him, aparently destroyed by the power of his hotness or something).

And on that note -- Tony using the armor's strength to rip Steve's leather & mail shirt off was totally the hottest part of this whole ficlet.

And, um," Steve didn't quite blush, "because I was naked."

Hee! Blushing!Steve is inexplicably cute. I can just see him dong that embarassed!Cap thing where he looks away and rubbs the back of his neck (only, in this context, he's doing it while naked, which is somehow even more amusing).

[crimsonquills]

And thus Tony gets to do what countless comics fans long to do every time we see Steve's costume get shredded half off him

*grins* The way their costumes get shredded sometimes, I swear they have magical properties. There's no way some of them should stay on like that! Of course, there's no way some of them should stay on the way they are whole, either.

We fix this whole staying on problem in fic. *g*

(as it does so often--there's point in volume one CA where his shirt just randomly falls apart and off him, aparently destroyed by the power of his hotness or something).

*laughs* Okay, that's awesome. *g* Steve really does have magical powers of awesome, though. Not that long ago I read an issue (from the beginning of the Era of Bad Comics) in which the adaptoid defeats all of the current team of Avengers easily, and then Steve is brought into the fight and talks the adaptoid into killing itself. Steve is, apparently, just that Awesome.

And on that note -- Tony using the armor's strength to rip Steve's leather & mail shirt off was

[bradygirl_12]

Yes! He's such a sweetheart sometimes. I wonder, sometimes, if I use the blushing/embarrassed bit too often, though.

I'd say you use it just about right. After all, blushing/embarrassed is just a part of Steve, and endearingly so. :)