One Step at a Time

Oct 23, 2010 23:03

Ty's stages of sad:
Stage 1: Not having a girlfriend until college
Stage 2: Staying home nearly every Friday and Saturday night
Stage 3: Going out to the movies by yourself
Stage 4: Going out to eat by yourself
Stage 5: Using an online dating service
Stage 6: Being stood-up by a date from an online dating service
Stage 7: Living with your parents at age 30+

I have officially moved on to Stage 3. Hoping I don't take any further steps anytime soon. I've gotta get out of this town.

P.S. I may have missed a few stages somewhere in there. There may be some more between 6 and 7.
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