40k Universal philosophies (stolen)
ELDAR: Shit happens
DARK ELDAR: We ran off before the shit happened
IMPERIAL GUARD: Shit happens with big guns
SPACE MARINES: The Emperor will save us from deep shit
ULTRAMARINES: Roboute saved the emperor from shit
BLOOD ANGELS: DIE YOU SHIT-HEADS!!!
DARK ANGELS: We caused shit and have yet to be forgiven
CHAOS SPACE MARINES: The Emperor is shit
WORLD EATERS: We'll collect skulls so that shit doesn't happen to us.
NECRONS: We're gonna cause so much shit to happen that shit will never happen again
TAU: Shit will happen to everyone but us
ORKS: What is shit?
TYRANIDS: This galaxy is our new piece of shit
SISTERS OF BATTLE: Male supremacy is a load of shit
DARK ELDAR: We ran off before the shit happened
IMPERIAL GUARD: Shit happens with big guns
SPACE MARINES: The Emperor will save us from deep shit
ULTRAMARINES: Roboute saved the emperor from shit
BLOOD ANGELS: DIE YOU SHIT-HEADS!!!
DARK ANGELS: We caused shit and have yet to be forgiven
CHAOS SPACE MARINES: The Emperor is shit
WORLD EATERS: We'll collect skulls so that shit doesn't happen to us.
NECRONS: We're gonna cause so much shit to happen that shit will never happen again
TAU: Shit will happen to everyone but us
ORKS: What is shit?
TYRANIDS: This galaxy is our new piece of shit
SISTERS OF BATTLE: Male supremacy is a load of shit