encounters at the watering hole

Jun 20, 2009 23:31

Mom and I were at the pool earlier today. Since it was a very hot day, there were a lot of people, including children.
So, I'm swimming around and one of the girls, maybe nine or ten years old, asks me if I'm old enough to stay in the pool by myself. The pool rules state that if you are under the age of 15 (or 1, since Lukas peeled off the 5...), you have to be with a parent. I reply, "Yeah, I'm twenty."
Without missing a beat, her next question is, "When are you going to have babies?"

What. The. Shit?!

My response was, "When I find a man." Then I swam away from her.
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