I ... Want Candy

Aug 15, 2008 20:43

(ninja'd from
pianorayk)

The Omnivore's Hundred is a list of foods the gastronome Andrew Wheeler thinks everyone should try at least once in their lives.

The rules of the meme:
1) Bold those you have tried
2) Strikethrough those you wouldn't eat on a bet.
2a) Italicize any item you'll never eat again.
2b) Asterisk* any items you'd be interested in trying but have not yet.

  1. Venison* - see #74
  2. Nettle tea*
  3. Huevos rancheros* - might've had these already ... all Mexican tastes the same to me
  4. Steak tartare*
  5. Crocodile* - i'm guessing it tastes like chicken.
  6. Cheese fondue - mmm ... fattening.
  7. Carp
  8. Borscht*
  9. Baba ghanoush*
  10. Calamari - I highly recommend.
  11. Pho* - had to look this up.
  12. PB&J sandwich - I practically subsisted on PB&J in my younger years. Consider me a warning, kids.
  13. Aloo gobi* - I can't believe there's a curry dish I haven't tried.
  14. Hot dog from a street cart - with mustard, sauerkraut, and a side of Gas-X
  15. Epoisses* - if only the French spent as much time on useful stuff as they did on cheese ...
  16. Black truffle* - why not? I'm a fun guy.
  17. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes - apricot wine. Meh.
  18. Steamed pork buns* - Sounds heavenly. Special shout out to my Muslim readers.
  19. Pistachio ice cream - my sympathy to nut-allergy sufferers.
  20. Heirloom tomatoes - provided that back-yard tomatoes count.
  21. Fresh wild berries - in one of those insipid nature walk thingies my elementary school forced me on.
  22. Foie gras* - only if I'm not buying.
  23. Rice and beans
  24. Brawn, or head cheese* - meat is meat. ;-)
  25. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper* - wouldn't you like to be one, too?
  26. Dulce de leche*
  27. Oysters*
  28. Baklava - awesome.
  29. Bagna cauda*
  30. Wasabi peas
  31. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl - I don't recommend this. The bowl is very small, so you'll be cramped the whole time.
  32. Salted lassi* - This sounds suspiciously like
    katespace's salty throat yogurt.
  33. Sauerkraut - I prefer Liberty Cabbage.
  34. Root beer float - good, but IMO cream soda works best.
  35. Cognac* with a fat cigar - about the only flaming object I'd stick in my mouth would be a Starbucks barista.
  36. Clotted cream tea* - sounds good on a scone
  37. Vodka jelly - best when squirted out of a syringe.
  38. Gumbo - fantastic.
  39. Oxtail*
  40. Curried goat
  41. Whole insects - Yep. Crickets. Not bad, but not something I'd request.
  42. Phaal* - What?! Another curry dish I've never had?!
  43. Goat’s milk* - why not?
  44. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more*
  45. Fugu  - First off, I'm not a big sushi fan. Second, it's poisonous. 'Nuff said.
  46. Chicken tikka masala - pretty good.
  47. Eel* - If only for the gross-out factor.
  48. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut - I didn't need those teeth, anyway.
  49. Sea urchin* - um, OK ...
  50. Prickly pear*
  51. Umeboshi*
  52. Abalone* - who the hell first gets the idea to eat this stuff?
  53. Paneer*
  54. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal - bonus points to those who've downed a Wendy's Baconator.
  55. Spaetzle
  56. Dirty gin martini*
  57. Beer above 8% ABV - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
  58. Poutine* - this just sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. Count me in.
  59. Carob chips*
  60. S’mores
  61. Sweetbreads* - another "who thought of this?" one.
  62. Kaolin - drawing the line at rocks.
  63. Currywurst* - wow. this just sounds amazing.
  64. Durian* - saw this on a TV show once. Supposedly it's completely foul.
  65. Frogs’ legs* - Ah, the French. So refined.
  66. Beignets*, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
  67. Haggis - Vile. Just ... vile.
  68. Fried plantain - not bad.
  69. Chitterlings*, or andouillette* - More intestines? Really?
  70. Gazpacho - I've also had vichysouisse (sp?)
  71. Caviar and blini - Meh. I can attest that caviar is not worth the price.
  72. Louche absinthe*
  73. Gjetost*, or brunost*
  74. Roadkill* - I'll just hit a deer and take care of this and #1 at one go.
  75. Baijiu - "Vile" is too good a word for this stuff. I am convinced the name actually means "This is not potable, stupid round-eye"
  76. Hostess Fruit Pie
  77. Snail - escargot. Again, not worth the price.
  78. Lapsang souchong*
  79. Bellini - allergic to peaches, sadly.
  80. Toam yum* - I've had a lot of Thai food, so I might've tried this but don't recognize the name.
  81. Eggs Benedict*
  82. Pocky*
  83. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant* - only if I'm not buying.
  84. Kobe beef*
  85. Hare*
  86. Goulash
  87. Flowers - something I share in common with Bill Clinton.
  88. Horse* - does eating library paste as a kid count?
  89. Criollo chocolate*
  90. Spam - also vile. But not nearly as much as haggis. Maybe.
  91. Soft shell crab*
  92. Rose harissa*
  93. Catfish - strong-flavored. Not for those who dislike fish.
  94. Mole poblano*
  95. Bagel and lox
  96. Lobster Thermidor* - had lobster, but not thermidor-type.
  97. Polenta*
  98. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee*
  99. Snake* - again, probably tastes like chicken.
Another one I'd add to the list (which seems to be missing an element) would be Ostrich. It tastes kinda like cube steak, makes a decent burger, and is quite lean.
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