Are ya kidding me?
So...I wake up this morning to the sprinklers going off in the front lawn. I usually don't wake up that easily, but maybe I wasn't that tired or something, but anyways, I wake up and lean over to look at the time on my phone and see this huge ass hobo spider in the corner next to my bed and I about shit my pants. I freaked out and ran upstairs to take a shower and get away from the massive spider. Then, I go to open the shower curtains and the entire shower rod falls down and decides to smack me in the face, yes, ouch. So then I'm like okay whatever, I'm just going to take a shower and get out of here, so I get done with my shower and I go back downstairs to get my laundry and I decide to wash all my sheets and everything and the spider is still there so I do that all fast and go back up and wash my comforter first. So that's in the wash and I decide to eat something, so I pour myself a glass of milk and I go to drink it and a huge ant comes crawling from underneat the glass. Yeah, that was nice. So I start reading the paper and about 10 minutes later I go to check on my laundry, yeah the entire laundry room is flooded with water because my comforter is too damn big and the washer was like, 'yeah, I'm not going to do this right now, so I think I'll flood the whole damn place so you have to clean it up!' So, I did that. Now, I have to go to work in two hours and stay after the carrousel closes so the dang technicians can 'train' me and do a walk through on how to operate it!