Who are you? Robert not-Smith. Are we friends? Yes. When and how did we meet? Del Taco one night after Perv. Adrian introduced us. How have I affected you? Your quiz is longer than mine! I’m going to skip some questions. What do you think of me? You’re cool. What’s the fondest memory you have of me? Spanking you. How long do you think we will be friends? As long as we want. Do you love me? I love everyone -- EXCEPT you. Do you have a crush on me? Crush isn’t the word... Would you kiss me? We’ll see. Would you hug me? Of course. Would you do anything else to me? I’ve already spanked you. Physically, what stands out? Those eyes. Emotionally, what stands out? You like to hurt yourself. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? That’s not a fair question -- any answer could get me in trouble. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Betty, for obvious reasons. Am I loveable? I told you, I love everyone ELSE, god damn it! Describe me in one word. Playfully enigmatic. Yes I know it’s two words, fuck off, that’s two words too. What was your first impression? I wanted to drink your blood. Do you still think that way about me now? It could be arranged. What do you think my weakness is? Um -- losing blood? Do you think I’ll get married? I accept. What reminds you of me? Rainbows and twisters and men behind curtains. If you could give me anything what would it be? If I knew that, I would’ve given you more for your birthday than a spanking. How well do you know me? Not very well yet -- that’s why I skipped some questions. When’s the last time you saw me? Party Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? Probably, but I can’t think of anything right now. Do you think I could kill someone? I hope so -- can I put in a request? Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? I did, but mine was shorter!!
Are we friends? Yes.
When and how did we meet? Del Taco one night after Perv. Adrian introduced us.
How have I affected you? Your quiz is longer than mine! I’m going to skip some questions.
What do you think of me? You’re cool.
What’s the fondest memory you have of me? Spanking you.
How long do you think we will be friends? As long as we want.
Do you love me? I love everyone -- EXCEPT you.
Do you have a crush on me? Crush isn’t the word...
Would you kiss me? We’ll see.
Would you hug me? Of course.
Would you do anything else to me? I’ve already spanked you.
Physically, what stands out? Those eyes.
Emotionally, what stands out? You like to hurt yourself.
On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? That’s not a fair question -- any answer could get me in trouble.
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Betty, for obvious reasons.
Am I loveable? I told you, I love everyone ELSE, god damn it!
Describe me in one word. Playfully enigmatic. Yes I know it’s two words, fuck off, that’s two words too.
What was your first impression? I wanted to drink your blood.
Do you still think that way about me now? It could be arranged.
What do you think my weakness is? Um -- losing blood?
Do you think I’ll get married? I accept.
What reminds you of me? Rainbows and twisters and men behind curtains.
If you could give me anything what would it be? If I knew that, I would’ve given you more for your birthday than a spanking.
How well do you know me? Not very well yet -- that’s why I skipped some questions.
When’s the last time you saw me? Party
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t? Probably, but I can’t think of anything right now.
Do you think I could kill someone? I hope so -- can I put in a request?
Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you? I did, but mine was shorter!!
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