Why are you so worried Edward?
Edward: I think I might be a lousy father.
Oh. Why in the world would you think that? Just because you never pay attention to your kids? That's madness!
Arianna is still adorable, although she seems to have become a bit more wild.
Arianna: I'm not wild, don't say that.
Uh-hum, OK.
Arianna: The first time I did it with Edward, it was college in the photobooth, it was hard to find the good positions and....
Arianna, stop it! Don't you realize who you're talking to?
Your in-laws!
Karen: That's.... nice?
Gaara: *I'll just pretend I'm deaf*
Oh.... I wonder... good or bad?
Brandon: I am the greatest! =D
Then he just stayed in place and cheered for himself. It's sad when you have lost that much faith in your parents. *sigh*
Edward got his lifetime want. Professional Party Guest, that sounds like so much fun!
Times for the toddlers to be growing up now.
Patrick: Don't you want me stay a cute baby forever?
Don't look at me with those adorable eyes!
He is a bit awkward looking, although at this point of the legacy, I honestly don't really care anymore, so I'm just gonna say he's a cutie.
Mini-Edward's Brian's turn to grow up.
Yep, definitely an adorable Mini-Edward. *snuggles*
Karen: I'm back everyone.... won't anyone pay attention to me anymore...? :D
Lol.
Arianna wants to follow in the footsteps of Karen, becoming a criminal and all, but first she needs to release her anger issues.
Somehow, I didn't think that beating the shower senseless would fix the leak. *sigh*
What is with all the commotion? Five bucks says that it's Arianna vs Karen. :p
OK, well it obviously wasn't. Just two very similar dogs. xD
Well, I guess Patrick and Brian aren't geniuses. They couldn't get an A on their first day. Pffft.
So they play catch right in the middle of the street. While it does look dangerous, I'm gonna admit that when I was little, I loved to play on the streets. Fun times!
Why the sad face Arianna?
Arianna: Well....
Arianna: I got fired.
Damn.
We have to make money somehow, right? Mother/Son activities for the win! :D
*SQUEE* I swear, I'm gonna kidnap these kids and keep them all to myself!
Yep, I'll keep this one too. *snuggles*
Everyone in the house rolled a want for a Kitten, a Puppy, or a Kitten or Puppy, so I caved in and got them one.
I just knew Gaara would be the first person to greet this little kitty. I named her Minnie.
Awwww, stop being so gosh dang adorable Gaara. Geez.
The kittens in this game are so cute! I hope she never grows up!
Brian: Sim Creator, help me I'm SO BORED!!
Um... Cops and Robbers?
Brian: UGH, I've been shot!! This is the end....
Patrick: That's right bitch, don't mess with the law. *serious high face*
Patrick: BAHAHAHAHA! I KILLED HIM, THIS IS TEH FUNNY!!! :DDD
Brian: Dude, I'm dead, that's not supposed to be funny.
Gaara: Everyone I got demoted! I AM GOD! :D
Damn, the bad news just keep on coming. *sigh*
Edward has finally found Minnie, and is showering her with ~love~.
Arianna: Why, hello Mr. Vough, I dont think I've ever properly introduced myself...
Gaara: JSPKSSSKKGKSKSSGGGGSSSXDL
Bahaha, nice.
Guess who's pregnant again. I didn't even notice. *rolls eyes*
This baby is going to be so behind in age.
Edward: Hello Headmaster, I'm gonna give you a tour of the house, in my underwear, while dad makes us a delicious turkey dinner.
Um, yeah... about that dinner....
Luckily, the headmaster was in the bedroom when the fire broke out, so no freaking out from him, yay!
Karen's not here and Arianna cant cook, so I make him prepare dinner all over again.
DAMN IT GAARA. You're not being your usual, love-able, cute self today! D=
Gaara: Oh my god, I'm messing this up for my grandchildren!
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna make it into private school this generation.
But we still have Edward, so not all hope is lost!
Yes, he managed to create a turkey dinner and didn't burn it!
However, the headmaster still decided to go for the burnt turkey instead of the freshly cooked one.
*head desk* *head desk* *SMASH*
He was also the biggest bitch I've ever seen.
Headmaster: What? You think you can schmooze me after that awful dinner? Please.
I got him to drink coffee as well, but nope, it just wasn't enough to get the kids in.
Clearly, he was disappointed with my family.
Gaara: He just rejected us, didn't he? D<
Yep, but its OK Gaara, you don't have to blame yourself or anything. *sigh*
So happy together....
Lol, cleaning the litter box, so cute and stinky, I bet.
Pop #2!
Oh, and Gaara and Arianna have the same pjs. Nice.
This can only mean that it's someone's birthday! *throws confetti*
He went from adorable, to hawt.
Brandon Vough Stats
Knowledge Sim
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Sloppy - 4
Shy - 3
Active - 10
Serious - 3
Grouchy - 4
He thinks he's fabulous stuff.
I decide to get him a date, a cute face like that definitely needs a girl to admire it!
I'M GONNA MURDER THE MATCHMAKER.... *hissss*
Look at that evil, ugly face! I just know she did this on purpose. That bitch. D=
Minnie grew up, and she's not as adorable as the kitten she used to be.
Baby time now?
A girl! Erin Vough.
Arianna: You take her. I don't plan to take care of any more of these things.
You can tell Erin is thrilled to be a part of this family.
Big brother does like her though, and he does things like feeding her and making sure she stays alive!
Nobody's gotten the diaper thing down though. I predict many painful rashes for this child.
Kids twirling and random fireworks coming out of your body? Birthday times, again.
*paws monitor like crazy*
BRIAN VOUGH
Romance
LTW: Reach Top of Adventurer Career (WTF)
Neat - 8
Shy - 3
Active - 8
Playful - 10
Grouchy - 3
Oh, but that's not all. One more kid left.
Definitely the most awkward looking of the boys, his lips are actually stuck as a permanent smile, but I dunno, the whole look really does work for him. :\
PATRICK VOUGH
Pleasure Sim
LTW: Have 50 Dream Dates
Neat - 8
Shy - 3
Active - 8
Playful - 10
Grouchy - 4
He was the only one who wasn't sleepy or dying, so I sent him downtown.
My game doesn't have many teens and WAAAAAY too many elders.
I aged her down to see if she would look any better, um, well, if the lips weren't so huge and she didn't have this monkey-ish look to her, I'd totally go for it.
I aged another elder down (the one with the curly maxis hair and green blouse) she looks much better, actually, I think she's really pretty.
Patrick hits the lanes. Who needs girls when you can go bowling?!
He's VERY good at bowling and also, at showing his excitement for getting his first strike.
I get it Patrick. YOU DA MAN.
I think he's just anti-social and narcissistic. Yay!
OH YA, THERE'S A BABY IN THE HOUSE.
Admit it, you all forgot.
Big brother to the rescue!
Well, he did change her diaper, even so, he didn't accomplish much by dumping her on the floor again. Poor Eric Erin.
NOO, Minnie, don't destroy the homework! My kids need EDUCATION!
Karen: Bad cat! I have no idea what Gaara sees in you furry things...
Poor Minnie, getting scolded.
Edward: My parents are gonna hit the bucket soon, which is good because inheritance never hurt anyone...
Edward: Just as long as get more than their grandchildren, I'll be OK....
That is mean. Do you want to get fed to the cowplant, Edward? Do you?
Erin's birthday. Its about time!
Despite the fact that her lashes are like, an inch long, I think she's cute.
She's definitely very unique looking.
Look who's going on a date with Patrick! (I forget her name, I think it's Tara).
Tara: Nuuuuu, I DON'T LIKE RAPE KTHX.
DJ girl is hot hot hot. But her name is Jill. I don't need another Jill Vough.
Patrick has charms and Tara is totally falling for them. I knew she couldn't resist him, he's got unique charm going for him.
Eventually, she's totally down for doing the smustle. Because Patrick is a Vough, smustling is an area in which he GUARANTEED to fail in. Sucks to be a Vough, huh.
COOTIE EXCHANGE. First kiss. He got some.
After that, Tara left because her needs were too low, blah blah. WHATEVER, WE HAVE A COUCH!
The lag was starting to kill me and no one paid attention to Minnie anyway, so I gave her up for adoption. Bye bye Minnie!
Tis not good at all. Poor baby. :(
WHAT. THE. HELL?
Until now I didn't realize just how awful parents Edward and Arianna were. Whoa.
Yeah, so, the social worker took her away. Gosh this sucks, I almost got to generation ten without having any children taken away!
*is emo*
NOW YOU DECIDE TO FEED YOUR CHILD? NOW?
I do feel sorry for him though. He walked right up to the van, with a bottle for his little girl. :(
Edward: WAAAH, they took her away from me!! WHYY?!
Even Knowledge Sims are really stupid.
The long line of overachievers continues. LIFE IS GOOD MAN.
Anyways, there isn't much left to do at the house so I ship all the kids to college.
HAWT, Brandon makes me melt. He's Knowledge though, so I didn't pick him for heir, just because I'm sick of Knowledge.
Brian. He's pretty, but he's also really conserved and doesn't stand out much. So... he's not my heir.
So this leaves Patrick, you can see how odd his face is, but he's the most lovable of all three so.....
HEIR.
And, the townie old lady whom I turned to teen, Tara, also joined us in college.
After a makeover she loooks prettteeey! She has this asian look that I just fell in love with.
That's it for this update, it was looong, wasn't it? Lol.
-Things to look forward to next time:
College (Crazy times)
Graduations
Babies
GENERATION 10 COMING SOON (maybe).
See ya then. (^_^)