These two. Stories of their life: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Karen: DON'T MAKE MY INNER HULK COME OUT AND KILL YOU!!
Oh boy. You two will be the death of me. I swear.
Hello semi-hot dormie. Look forward to seeing you around!
Oh yeah, and these two. They don't waste any time in finding the double bed.
They were shooing someone out but no one was there.... except me.... um.... *backs away slowly*
Gosh, you're gonna see a lot of pointless Karen piccies. She's just really cute, I can see her blend of Daisy and Castor. It mixed well.
NO. MAXIS FOR GOD'S SAKES NO!! HOW COULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF FOR CREATING SUCH A THING?!
Karen: Hey Death! I see you're disposing of the ugly dormie! Good job!
OK, just let me explain: I HAD to do it!
I hate secret society Sims. They're so full of themselves, you can't even hold a conversation with them for five minutes.
Such a pretty teen! I should introduce her uterus to my legacy someday. Someday.
Well, thats handy... and free.
Back at teh college dorm . My kids have issues. Especially Caroline.
And this girl here, she's gotten a tendency to follow Gaara everywhere he goes. It's kind of creepy.
Dormie-whos-name-I-cant-remember: I'm a much better catch than your current girlfriend. I could be your prized possession.
Shut up! Homewrecker!
You guys, let's get along? Life is so much better that way, m'kay?
Karen: *shoves body through Joseph's torso*
PEACE! SPREAD THE LOVE! *tries to spread joy*
Joseph was pwnd. Shame!
I have no idea why these two just can't get along. It's like Sakura and Daisy, but even they smoothed things out in college.
If these two could make money out of their ~love~ they would be billionaires.
Caroline! DO SOMETHING GIRL! You have NO grade! All she does is blow bubbles! I fear for this one, I really do.
I'm the proud owner of hump bunnies. Let's just hope I don't get a humongous litter in the future.
They truly belong together, its feels as if... it was DESTINED....
So, yeah, the dorm is pretty boring. This is normal.
Sometimes Karen wins and sometimes Joseph does. The score is pretty even right now.
Oh Gaara. You are so LAME.
And so full of FAIL.
I have no idea what's going on or who's who anymore.
LOL. She's so hilariously cute! I love her!
~SPAM~
You know you love it.
Gaara: Homework sucks, I'd rather have sex!
And so... they had sex....
This guy turned out to be a creep.
Creepy-Dormie: Hey there! Just pretend I'm not here and I'll pretend I don't see a thing!
After the pleasure is finished, Joseph just walks in and looks at Karen like he plans to commit murder. Sibling hate FTW!
Um.... hi. I have never been more creeped out in one gaming session in my life.
Gaara: STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE! I'M A FAMILY SIM, I'M LOYAL TO MY LOVE!!
That wasn't very nice.
And then, Caroline just goes crazy.
DWNICR: That chick has lost it!
I know! Sheesh, you leave a sim to their own devices for a whole semester and this is what happens? What gives?!
Is there any hope for poor, neglected Caroline?
Sadly, there is.
Scoping parties are fun...
But they can lead to some terrible information. :|
Karen invited over one of her professors...
To my surprise, he accepted every interaction she tried even though their relationship was only at 5/0. He must be a perv.
Caroline: Professor, you look great in your suit and little red bow!
Professor Hawknose (let's just call him that): Young lady, I think I know what you're after. I'm sorry but I must decline your advances.
Why doesn't anyone like Caroline? IS SHE THAT FREAKIN' CRAZY?!
Professor Hawknose: I'M WARNING YOU YOUNG LADY, STOP FOLLOWING. I HAVE PERSONAL SPACE NEEDS!
But nope, she just wont stop. Oh Caroline, you're so stupid. *tsk*
It's rejection every single time.
Poor girl. She just cant catch a break.
These two are the only ones who get to bathe in the glory of love and sex. Lucky them.
Yep, even Joseph fails at the romance thing. Worst Romance Sim EVER.
Caroline: Hello my sweet flour-sack child. Mommy's here! Yes she is! She loves you so! LOVES YOU SO!
O_o
They don't even like to do the school cheer with her. Caroline is the worst Sim I have ever had, she cant even handle social situations.
Karen: Congrats on being hot! It's why I fell for you after all!
Karen! Stop it! Before you ruin the family name!
Oh who am I kidding. Lol.
Karen: Did you see what I just did? I am SO BADASS! :D
Karen: So my grandma died a long time ago. Think you'll let me into your boring society now?
It's amazing how sims get all into hanging out. And the faces they make are just hilarious too.
And it this point I also notice that Gaara is really cute. I guess it depends on my mood, lol.
Karen: What? You think I would hit you on purpose? No way! I'm your girlfriend!
Gaara: She's just like her grandpa!
Yep, all Voughs are evil and unnecessarily violent.
Anyways, this girl really needs some help. We call up the matchmaker!
Caroline: Oh matchmaker, please, give me someone caring, loving, someone whom I can make babies with!
Caroline, at this point we're hoping for someone who will take what they can get. But its OK, you just keep dreaming hun.
Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Nope, not even he is that desperate. Rejection for Caroline once again.
That's how many times in this update? Ah, its not like I care anymore. *sigh*
And these two still slap each other silly all the time. It helps pass the time.
Karen: Holy crap, what is this?
Don't worry Karen. That's for Caroline. She's a terrible date/person.
You guys are so weird!
Karen: WTF?! They sent an ugly member to escort me?! MADNESS!
Yeah BB, I feel your pain!
So yeah, we made it to the secret society, however, this place is even more dull than anything else in the game so we immediately go home.
Someone was freakishly glad to have his girlfriend back.
Karen was caught hacking her grades. What has this world come to?
Popo: So young lady, you have to stop doing such things and work honestly so you can become a good member of society, just like myself!
Karen: I understand sir, I've learned my lesson. *smirk*
*goes back to hacking*
This is Karen's graduation party by the way. I have no idea why she didn't change into her cap and gown shit, but whatever.
Terrible, just plain terrible.
Karen: *ooh, he's so cute*
Daisy: *I can't believe I'm making a fool of myself like this*
Gaara: *fails at smustling*
She looks sad to be leaving. XD Maybe its just 'cause Gaara was left behind...
But not for long! He grows up into a totally ghetto outfit! Way to go.
Gaara: Now I get to have babies. Lots and lots of babies.
So we're back at the house, now life can go on once again. :)
Not married yet but who cares! Start making babies!
That was fast. Family Sims must be really fertile.
Daisy: How's your sex life kids?
Please note the creepy face.
Gaara: Karen, your mom is creeping me out.
Welcome to hell Gaara!
Wedding party time!
I have no idea why she switched out of her formal wear. *shrugs*
And then the best part of every wedding; the booze! Daisy is the first one to dig in!
Cheers! It's been so long since I've thrown a wedding party, but it wouldn't seem right to not throw it, especially for these two.
LOL, smustling is teh funniest thing ever!
Karen: Time for cake!
Karen: *shoves into Gaara's face*
LMAO.
The wedding party is just ~fabulous~, you know, if we ignore the dying groom and all. XD
Honeymoon!
Soon after that, Karen pops for the first time. *tear tear*
Karen: Stop dad, I realize we're related by blood and all, but don't talk to my unborn child!
D:
♥♥♥♥♥
Castor brought home the flu! Sick!
You know, I'm getting sick of knowledge sims and all of their abnormal wants like becoming werewolves and vampires and fairies. Enough already!
Castor writes in his diary, about his dead mother-in-law. I don't even know if he noticed that she died. *shrug*
The flu spreads like the PLAAAAGUUEEEE. Now Gaara has it too. XD
That's probably his excuse for nearly burning down the whole house. Yep.
Gaara: OMG I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I HAVE A FAMILY THAT WORSHIPS ME!!!
Um... OK...
I sent Daisy out to drink Rose.
I'm sure she enjoyed the digested zombie milk to the max! You go girl!
Gamez time? Old-Mature fox Luca vs Young-Sexy wonder Gaara. Who will win??
Gaara: Hey! You're cheating you old hoot!!
Luca: *facecontroller*
Gaara: I AM KING OF THE UNIVERSE!
Gaara: Oh god, I hope no one sees me in this ridiculous outfit!
Don't worry Gaara. All the ~cool~ adults are wearing that!
Time for the baby!
Karen: AAAHHH! PAIN, PAIN.
Oh, don't be so traumatized. You've been through this plenty of times.
Castor: Breathe, breathe! Nooo! I'm not supposed to be seeing this!! D:
A girl! Brenda Vough! Brown hair and Karen's eyes.
I wish I could say that this is just a picture of Karen being a terrible mother but....
Nope. Just another baby! Twins! Belle Vough, with black hair and Gaara's eyes!
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Yay for generation 8, I'm almost done with this legacy and it's still so fun!
In the next update: How will the chilluns grow up? Will Luca meet his end? Or will it be the same repetitive process of the last 8 generations? WHO KNOWS?! See you next time and thanks for reading!