HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIC FOR HELEN

[crimsonclad]

It is helenish's birthday! Hurrah! In celebration I have this, uh, fic. Because she and I have talked about how strange it is that people write fics about how FAT and DISGUSTING Rodney is, and we both find it baffling, since Rodney McKay is clearly an absolute dish

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[laughingacademy]

OMG I GOD I JUST READ A MCKAY EATING DISORDER STORY AND LIKED IT.

SEND HELP.

[crimsonclad]

THAT WAS MY SECRET GOAL

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sparkymonster]

DITTO

OMGWTF!!

HOW IS CRIMSONCLAD SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND INSANE??!?!?!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

[sirkate]

ME TOO! But it probably has something to do with the fact that it was a massively well-written story, and it was totally believable.

Also, er. Y'know, about perfect.

[blinkiesays]

Oh, that's brilliant. The parts where even the city knows something's wrong and no one else does... Perfect emotion and misunderstanding, amazing.

[crimsonclad]

Well, John's kind of retarded, so Atlantis does what she can.

Thanks thankssss!

[maribouquet]

I love your brain SO MUCH.

RODNEY IS ROASTED LOVE!

[crimsonclad]

I have all these inappropriate things running through my mind about what Bobby Flay could do with a nice Rodney steak, but I'm just going to leave it at that.

MY BRAIN SAYS THANKS

[quettaser]

GODDD, I KIND OF WANT TO CRACK OPEN YOUR HEAD AND EAT YOUR DELICIOUS BRAINS. BUT THAT WOULD 1) MAKE ME A ZOMBIE AND 2) MEAN NO MORE GLORIOUS STORIES LIKE THIS ONE.

[crimsonclad]

YOU CAN EAT THEM, I AM NOT USING THEM

ALL RODNEY STORIES COME STRAIGHT FROM THE LOINS

huh, ew. NEVER MIND

[quettaser]

FROM JOHN'S LOINS, YOU MEAN.

[crimsonclad]

YES YES EXACTLY THAT

[helpwess]

Rodney McKay is clearly an absolute dish

Were truer words ever spoken?! I can't even.

[crimsonclad]

I know, right? I feel like we should all sit around in pedal pushers and gush over portraits of his beautiful face.

[helpwess]

Who's to say I'm not already? Speak for yourself, lady.

[crimsonclad]

good point

Rodney or Fabian? such hard decisions!

let's play another record!