Ferchrissakes . . .
That girl is having loud sex AGAIN!! Is this normal? Do people literally have sex every day and scream louder than porn stars while they do it for hours at a time? And I never hear the other person, just her! Gross!
Sex is gross. I am totally like Ned Flanders. I have no idea what's going on down there and I don't wanna know. I have no clue what to do with a tampon. I don't think I've ever actually seen a tampon. And clearly I am never going to legitimately get laid any time soon, huh? Am I the only person not getting laid in this dorm? Seriously? Really, seriously?? I don't know if I'm relieved or sad. Well, I guess Rain's not getting any either, but I'm kinda enforcing his abstinence. That might be why he's so pissed off all the time.
I got some sleep for the first time in weeks last night, which rocked. I end up thinking at night, which keeps me up. Plus, I don't know what people have been doing outside for the past few nights, but either they're sleeping in the afternoons, they're getting 3 hours of sleep a night, or they're just not sleeping at all. Which is college life, I guess. I've tried ear plugs, and not only don't they block anything out, but they fall out. Maybe you really have to jam them in there. I don't like jamming things in my ear. Yeerks! Hey, did anyone read Animorphs?
Sex is gross. I am totally like Ned Flanders. I have no idea what's going on down there and I don't wanna know. I have no clue what to do with a tampon. I don't think I've ever actually seen a tampon. And clearly I am never going to legitimately get laid any time soon, huh? Am I the only person not getting laid in this dorm? Seriously? Really, seriously?? I don't know if I'm relieved or sad. Well, I guess Rain's not getting any either, but I'm kinda enforcing his abstinence. That might be why he's so pissed off all the time.
I got some sleep for the first time in weeks last night, which rocked. I end up thinking at night, which keeps me up. Plus, I don't know what people have been doing outside for the past few nights, but either they're sleeping in the afternoons, they're getting 3 hours of sleep a night, or they're just not sleeping at all. Which is college life, I guess. I've tried ear plugs, and not only don't they block anything out, but they fall out. Maybe you really have to jam them in there. I don't like jamming things in my ear. Yeerks! Hey, did anyone read Animorphs?