No coal for me.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I gave queen_cordy_g a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I stole undeadredhead's purse (-30 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gods_voice (-5000 points). In September I put gum in moviespider's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4998 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
crimsonashes
I have been naughty this year. But I don't really want a spanking from Santa. I'm not that pervy.