Band Meme
Billy and the Boingers Stats
Formed:
24th August 2005
Split:
4th December 2007
Best Album:
'Fastens' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Clown Adobos' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 17th September 2005.)
Records Sold:
539,563 in total (319,166 albums, 220,397 singles).
Reputation:
Under-rated
Groupies:
sandersrocksit has earned a contract with a book publisher to print their autobiography "To Spit Or Swallow" which extensively documents their seedy adventures around Billy and the Boingers.
OtherIn 2007 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Shrewder Blush Nonskeds Teaches', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms.
Billy and the Boingers Member Profiles
undeadredhead
undeadredhead believes that their voice contributes to the band's statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.
stallyn_ted
During live performances by the Billy and the Boingers, the sound engineer has to turn stallyn_ted down below the backing vocals to stop the group as a whole from surrounding overly horrendous.
serialxoxlover
serialxoxlover seems to be more capable at using their bass as a weapon than a musical instrument.
mr_tepes
A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than mr_tepes!
thewolf_inside
Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, thewolf_inside eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
17
Clown Adobos
Sep 2005
15
Travelog Mows Swamies Lacuna Maxis
Nov 2005
6
Useless Outjump
Dec 2005
9
Bitable
Oct 2006
20
Shrewder Blush Nonskeds Teaches
Nov 2006
41
Nearby Osteosis
Jan 2007
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
29
Fastens
Aug 2005
N/A
Anglice
Sep 2006
northern ireland's worst
And this, too:
The Flatulent Superheroes Stats
Formed:
24th August 2005
Split:
7th November 2009
Best Album:
'Rapiers Onshore Adrenal Dangler Mining' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Singed Unbeaten' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 20th June 2008.)
Records Sold:
958,950 in total (345,472 albums, 613,478 singles).
Reputation:
Cult
Groupies:
To call indiglowing a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.
Other'Foragers Iron Expiry Peaced Allay Stupes' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.
The Flatulent Superheroes Member Profiles
queen_cordy_g
Without queen_cordy_g, The Flatulent Superheroes would be a very different band. It is safe to say that queen_cordy_g's vision and charisma shaped the band during their most vital periods.
jacky_boy
Armed with a sizeable repetroire of chords and stylings, jacky_boy managed to lift The Flatulent Superheroes's often monotontous din into something more creditable and exciting.
tough_cookie_
When tough_cookie_ started out in Aug 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice tough_cookie_ is finally beginning to master the bass.
roomed
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned The Flatulent Superheroes's drummer roomed in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
sandersrocksit
If sandersrocksit steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Handymen Firedogs Stoppers
Oct 2005
24
Intruder Droving States Monistic Tipped Silicone
Dec 2005
18
Tilapias Shallots Brassica
Jan 2006
10
Cypher
Nov 2006
9
Quango Spinule Weldors Hoars Pliers Telome
Jan 2007
5
Unknowns Bowlful Dares
Feb 2007
5
Truing
Apr 2007
13
Foragers Iron Expiry Peaced Allay Stupes
Apr 2008
14
Imager
May 2008
1
Singed Unbeaten
Jun 2008
5
Ischium Dayroom
Aug 2008
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
31
Rapiers Onshore Adrenal Dangler Mining
Aug 2005
14
Reword Deviser Sailable
Oct 2006
14
Ribiers Azotized Flutter
Jan 2008
northern ireland's worst