Argh!
If my wretched month couldn't get any worse.
First I develop a horrid case of humanity.
Then a soul.
AND NOW MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS COVERED IN ACNE!!! Ugly, horrible little pimples that so terribly should've died years ago!!! I went through this stage already, thank you very much!
Thank God I'm a vampire again and I don't have to look at my face in the mirror. I'll never forget that first time. How dreadful it was for me. Alone, with little money or food, breathing, and...and...so tragically...a face covered if distasteful dots, I peered into the mirror to stare at my graceful and smooth skin only to see...*gasps in horror* It's simply too much.
It's awful. No one will sleep with a pimple covered vampire who still stinks of fresh humanity.
I thought celibacy was going to be temporary!
Merry bloody Christmas, indeed!
First I develop a horrid case of humanity.
Then a soul.
AND NOW MY BEAUTIFUL FACE IS COVERED IN ACNE!!! Ugly, horrible little pimples that so terribly should've died years ago!!! I went through this stage already, thank you very much!
Thank God I'm a vampire again and I don't have to look at my face in the mirror. I'll never forget that first time. How dreadful it was for me. Alone, with little money or food, breathing, and...and...so tragically...a face covered if distasteful dots, I peered into the mirror to stare at my graceful and smooth skin only to see...*gasps in horror* It's simply too much.
It's awful. No one will sleep with a pimple covered vampire who still stinks of fresh humanity.
I thought celibacy was going to be temporary!
Merry bloody Christmas, indeed!