My Christmas day has been interrupted by this special and important Missing persons report! Please read!
Rs is missing. I am worried about him. It makes me think a lot. How he must be feeling and how his family must be feeling.
If anyone in London sees this
man Please email me or the band from their
site ASAP.
He was last seen at the Garage in London on December 15th after their gig, apparently he fell and hit his head and was taken into the Underground and no one has seen him since. Reports that he has had some medical attention are all we have to go on so far. So please if you see him please let us know.
WE want to know he is ok.
Moving on to the day from hell! (really)
My Christmas day:
It started at midnight. We (the Wampire Claus and Pink Princess) End up pulling a last minute shopping trip for Jade and got her shit to open this morning from " Santa(n)" From there it was beddie bye.
At 7:30 a.m. the phone screamed breaking our slumber and from thousands of miles away came the sweet voice of Happy Christmas. We spent the morning drinking tea and chatting up daddy (sugar). We discussed all those things that you do on Christmas day, serial killers, Charles Manson and the weak-minded basics of mankind.
So moving past the lovely phone company that is always a pleasure, we had yet more tea and Jade opened the gifts mentioned earlier....
Then off to the Mom's, I HAVE TROUSERS that do NOT fall from my ass, got to love mom love. From there we chatted had a few fags and then off to the Aunts, then the grandma’s where we ate a little pig flesh and moved back to the Aunts to watch the entire clan open presents loudly.
I never realized how bad they were. I mean the front room was so crowded with gifts that we could barely move and then they had to be brought into the house in shifts. It was the greatest example of American Capitalism and commercialization of a holiday ever, by four, we were drained us and ready to slit our wrists, so we left came home and made a cuppa.
I have never in my life felt so happy to come home to a quiet semi-clean house. I need to clean It is driving me mad.
PUBLIC FOR RS!