Sep 07, 2010 13:09
So it starts out with a common theme, Starcraft 2. I'm playing it as protoss, got a couple warp gates, zerglings are taking over (there was some other activity on the minimap too). Then it changes to some sort of castle scene, the emperor is a lady that looks like Gin (Bleach). She goes off and we watch cable, her adviser stays behind. We stay and watch cable, then it goes out. After some talking it is revealed that the only way to sustain cable TV in this empire is by the emperor to have sex. Warp again to some sort of wedding ceremony. I'm walking around, I might be invisible at this point, and then I join these two women who are playing the drums on the sideline and the mom wants to meet someone important (the wedding is somehow connected to the empress). So finally the wedding ends, everyone involved is bowing/curtsying at the altar before departing. I introduce the mom to a/the important person and the daughter and I run up to take a bow/curtsy just after the last person does it, as a joke. So we do that, some people laugh, and I think if I did a curtsy (I think I did). Warp to outside the wedding is over, and the adviser is hiding in a hedge/bush. Warp again onto the Indigo (boat/yacht), which we got from the empire. We're in Uncle Robert's Cove, which is now bigger, and these other two boats are speeding along and shooting roman candles at us. I talk to the person next to me from, inside, looking out a porthole from high up on the ship, and ask if we should fire back. Either we get pulled over or warp to the boat on a trailer on land. The policeman/coast guard/authority figure asks us where we got the boat and I nonchalantly tell him we stole it from the empire over there, and I point in the direction the empire would be, because you'd see it. And since this is now Uncle Robert's Cove I just point over to Cedar Point, through the trees. This of course greatly confuses me. So I say that if this is real reality, it's ours, otherwise we stole it. So Rulon is there, the boat is now smaller and in this dock and people are all over it. The authority guy is asking someone else (dad?) where we got it from (this is all my fault apparently), and he says Muskeget Island. I am relived at this point because I feel that if the point to return it to is far away, he can't do it and I won't get into trouble. But Rulon says the guy can do it. So that's all behind me and I'm now talking to these guy on that dock about the whole affair I guess, he's on my left, another person on my right, and suddenly I'm naked, with a towel on my back. Well I just put the towel on my back so I couldn't cover myself up again, I wanted it on my back. But luckily I was suddenly holding some sort of tube/staff at the time, which I then used to cover up my genitals. It was slightly suggestive, but neither person I was talking to seemed to care, and since I was covered up I didn't care, and so it was fine.
So here I wake up and fall asleep again. I'm in Kings back at home. I am walking around and there are these two middle aged women looking to play this game, it was a purple board, with this green part that split in half and this hammer. The point of the game was to say a work on this card that you couldn't see, it was on the other side of the board facing away. And when you say it correctly and hit the green thing, it splits in half (Basically it's the game Taboo). So naturally they were just guessing a lot of words and hitting it. Another woman and I try to help them, the word is "ocunern" (not real), and she says -nern and so I can't talk about roots of words and oculus because that would be to big of a hint. So we all give up in the end and walk away (at some point I do cheat and try the game, and it does split in half when you say the word). So I'm walking around Kings, and pass Gabby B. and Amy (with glasses) at some sort of intersecting aisle (neither of them recognized me). I slide on my knees past them, eavesdrop on their conversation a bit (I think Gabby was leaving to get something they needed), and so I slide in the perpendicular aisle away from them. At this point I realize that the floors are so slippery you can slide on them, using your knees/legs like ice skates - that motion. So I'm sliding back to the register (ice cream section - cheese - coffee/drink - register path), because someone called me or something, see Gabby looking at the pizza/bruschetta section, and when I get to the register section, there are way more people sliding around on their knees. It is as if they all remembered they could do this when I discovered it.