Anxiety is a figment of the overactive imagination.
Dear Morgan,
Your Anxiety Personality score is 89.
On a scale from 0 to 100, the higher the score, the more likely it is that you may develop an anxiety condition.
If your score is above 35, we recommend that you seek anxiety disorder self-help materials in order to prevent the development of an anxiety disorder.
If your score is 55 or more, you should seek anxiety disorder self-help materials, counseling/coaching, or professional anxiety disorder help. Scores in this range and above often indicate that an anxiety disorder may occur, that it is already present, or that you have had an anxiety disorder in the past.
Sincerely,
The Anxiety Center
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Dear Anxiety Center,
Thank goodness I don’t believe in anxiety disorders (only weak will power). Nevertheless, thank you for processing my results so promptly.
- Morgan
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Dear Universe,
... I may be in trouble.
- M