Probably not a good idea to...
Watch the victorias secret fashion show, while sitting on a chair squinting your eyes at the screen like a crow, eating three peices of bread covered in butter, and no, not the margarine fat-free kind, the hardcore salty shit, because you thought "who cares about my heart it tastes so fricking good".
Hundreds of sexy, basically naked girls were walking down the runway and i had little bits of butter stuck in my hair because for some reason i don't eat like a human?? kfdhjgfkjh and i looked down at my hair all "......what the" JHDFG i was like an OLD. MAN. KJFHG "whatta we got here.." JHGDF
anyway, don't do that, coz you're likely to feel pretty suicidal afterwards
JHGF and some chick had this little interview and she's all "i eat chocolate, everyday!" KJDHFG AND IM LIKE NO. YOU DON'T.
NO.
YOU DO NOT.
KDJHFG when you eat chocolate everyday you end up with a little sack underneath your chin just like me you LIER
WHERES YO SACK YO FOOL DJKFHG