Fic: Underland (Sherlock Holmes / Neverwhere), PG-13 (13/17)

[crimson_adder]

I WAS SOOOOOO PRODUCTIVE TODAY! YAY!

Title: Underland
Author: crimson_adder
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (ACD) / Neverwhere (Gaiman!verse)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing / Characters: Holmes/Watson; Watson, Holmes, Master Furredears, Mr Croup, Mr Vandemar, a chorus of rats
Word Count: ~ 2900
Summary: John Watson loses a bet, grants a favour, and finds himself in a world

Comments

[drace19]

Muahaha! :D!!!!!! Oh I love it. John Watson, M.D., Ex-Army Surgeon, Boswell, BAMF: Fearlessly beating on assassins with fists of rage AND healing rodents(with his BAMF tears!!! lol), AND snogging his best friend. The ultimate kickass multitasker. You go Watson.

LOL actually the last part of this chapter, with how awesome Watson was being, kind of reminded me of that Old Spice commercial now that I've thought about it some... Hello Sherlock. Look at those thugs. Now back to me. Now back at those thugs. Now back at me. See how I delivered their asses to them? Sadly they are not me, and since my sweat smells like bravery, heroism and epic love, they will never smell like me either. Look down, back up, where are you? On a street littered with the still corpses of our enemies? No problem, your heroic-smelling Boswell is here. What's in my hand? It's a rat with a disturbingly high IQ and broken bones. Look again. The rat is now healed, and anything is possible when your man smells like a sexy, BAMF, warrior-doctor. lol.

Oh gawd, sorry if I totally just took one of your more epic intense scenes and reduced it to this. Watson is pretty badass though lol. <3 !!!

And yes!!! It was the perfect time for Holmes to acknowledge and reward the awesome! They already make a great team, now that they're in a relationship they will be even more snarky and unstoppable!

[crimson_adder]

Oh, no, no it's fine! I just can't breathe and am suffering from the possibility of never taking this story seriously again. *dying* I think I've achieved my greatest goal in life: Victorian Era Old Spice Commercial.

I actually had to get up and show this to my sister, and we sat and gasped for like five minutes, so thanks for that. XD

I'm so gonna blame you if the rest of this story is narrated by Smokin' Hot Old Spice Guy. So your fault.

[drace19]

XD