Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of RUM!
Ahoy thar mateys! It once again be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th' lack o' piratey speech on this 'ere interwebz is fit to walk th' plank! So get yer tankards o' rum and get yer pirate-talk on!
I be goin' to th' Piratz Tavern with on o' me best mateys (and me ol' bunk-mate), Steph (snappinshutters) 'n a bunch o' her scurvy crew! Th' tide be wanin' fast, and I need t'pilfer s'more pirate garb b'fer we meet! Dressin' th'part can be harder than a barnacle on th' bow, I'm telling ye!
[Pretty pirate lass drawing by exwhy at DeviantArt]