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I definitely do not feel like writing about anything to do with Real Life right now, so instead here are the things that have been keeping me busy.
How Not to Write About Africa: via Feministing.
80s Video Dating Montage: The Viking dude is my favorite.
The Christmas Mary Had Twins: from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (click "more more more" to see it). Someone buy this for me, I want to frame it.
The Beatles perform Shakespeare: Adorable. It's the mechanicals' play from A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Arguably the best legal brief ever: I would become a lawyer just so I could use the phrases "Mr. Spock ate my balls" and "HOMOSEXUAL BLOOD ELF" in a legal document. And then talk about internet memes involving Hitler.
The funniest protest signs of 2009: oh god, some of these are hilarious, but this one is my favorite.
Chris Rock Tears into Roman Polanski on The Jay Leno Show: It's good to see people breaking from the rape apologist movement that this has seemed to stir up. Also it's a plus that Chris Rock is friggin' hilarious.
And in conclusion, someone get me a pygmy hippo, stat.
How Not to Write About Africa: via Feministing.
80s Video Dating Montage: The Viking dude is my favorite.
The Christmas Mary Had Twins: from Smart Bitches, Trashy Books (click "more more more" to see it). Someone buy this for me, I want to frame it.
The Beatles perform Shakespeare: Adorable. It's the mechanicals' play from A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Arguably the best legal brief ever: I would become a lawyer just so I could use the phrases "Mr. Spock ate my balls" and "HOMOSEXUAL BLOOD ELF" in a legal document. And then talk about internet memes involving Hitler.
The funniest protest signs of 2009: oh god, some of these are hilarious, but this one is my favorite.
Chris Rock Tears into Roman Polanski on The Jay Leno Show: It's good to see people breaking from the rape apologist movement that this has seemed to stir up. Also it's a plus that Chris Rock is friggin' hilarious.
And in conclusion, someone get me a pygmy hippo, stat.