The Box Legacy // 1.4
Oh look, another chapter. I'm sure you're all very excited.
And we come in on the lovely image of Kindle about to change her aspiration. We would've come in earlier, but... uh... I kind of lost the pictures >.>
Machine... Thingy: "Pregnancy detected, proceed with plan B: Shake pregnant woman violently."
...well I decided that Romance was annoying, don't judge me. She's Grilled Cheese now.
:')
Her trying to potty train Sugar is like watching a dog consistently attack it's own reflection. Hilarious, yet gets annoying after a while -.-
But she IS cute. xD I'll give her that.
So Jadey taught her to talk. Her first word is Jadey.
That's nice? xD
Pop number twoo~ :D
Oh and I gave Jadey a makeover ^^ I think this new one suits her slightly better than the previous one :P
I love the snow. I mean seriously. It's so purty @_@ In fact I'd marry it. That's how much I love i-
...dammit. I thought I had one last day left at least ;-;
Bitch took our table.
OUR TABLE D:
...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES IF THE TABLE WAS TAKEN?! D:
Jadey: "Yup."
T_T
So I kind of freaked out when this happened. Apparently she got so cold she went into her pajamas, lost her bump, and started freezing. And as I was trying to get her inside...
Yeah... I had a mini freak out over this, before quickly trying to get her to go inside.
I will now never let this happen. I mean, are they dead?! In a state of hibernation?! What?! D:
Thankfully I kind of got her back to normal as the nanny arrived for Jadey and Kindle to go to a community lot because they can.
Also, that Nanny just so happened to get the creepiest skin in my game.
Would you trust this woman to look after your children?
If you said no, you are a sane person.
If you said yes, I know a good mental health place. I'll send you the number o.o
Oh and guess who turned up? The elusive simself of animeangel1983, Who only decided to show her face AFTER there was no chance of being seduced by Kindle.
Clever girl.
And when we arrive at the lot, we see another of the elusive simselves. Venesa ^^ ven99.
puddinroy & Armando: *lurking in background*
I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO THE SPINNY THING :'D THIS IS A WONDERSOME DAY.
...for me, at least. xP
Armando is hitting on Puddsy.
She is having none of it.
...that is all.
FISHING PARTY.
HELL YEAH.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, GUYS. LET'S HAVE A FISHING PARTY.
Matthew is the first to catch something.
And Puddsy is next. With a boot :'D Matthew seems to have caught a bigger fish too, if you look between his legs.
...make that dirty if you must.
,,,this, my readers, is how you do proper nannying. Ignore the children and attack their snowmen.
Yep.
That's how you do it.
Oh and this is Sugar learning to walk.
You must all be so interested.
While we're on the subject of learning...
Potty training faces :') Oh, and Sugar learnt how to use the toilet. This is the first toddler that I've taught all the skills to in ages o.o
Oh yeah, Kindle, just steal the spotlight by giving birth. Pfft.
No, that in fact isn't a single baby. It is twins - a boy and a girl.
The male is called Naked, the female is called Biro. Because there was a biro pen on my desk... >.>
If you can determine one from the other, have an e-cookie, because I damn well can't.
See! There IS two! ;)
I had to sell and replace their bed and sell those walls that would've been some rooms to afford those cribs, man ;-;
Blue Delivery Person: "That'll be 425 simoleans please."
Jadey: "...oh... oh sh!t... uhh..."
BDP: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY ME WITH?! I'LL TAKE SOMETHING OF YOURS AS PAYMENT THEN!!!"
We were ONE simolean off. ONE. And she still took our money. AND THE BED.
The b!tch. ;-;
Thankfully, Kindle came home with a bit of a bonus from a chance card, so we could afford a replacement :')
I forget why I took this picture but uhh... you can see that Jadey, Kindle, Sugar, Naked and Biro are all green. What a good simmer I am :P
OH LOOK WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS.
One less toddler to deal with :'''''') IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
Let's see what damage my simself did, then.
...
o.o
Holy crap she's cute
o.o
SUGAR YOU'RE CUTE!! :D
Sugar: "...is that a good thing?"
YES
Sugar: "YA- oh my lord I have a hand. A HAND!!!"
She took after her mother, methinks.
They just woohooed in front of their daughter.
Shame - they don't have it.
She's a Gemini but I forgot to put that on xD
It's surprising how the two of them are working together with the twins, actually.
Kindle what exactly are you doing...?
Kindle: "Washing the window, silly."
...of course you are, dear. *head pat*
The one day I DON'T want it to be a snow day my sims get it. >.> *sigh*
Well, at least they got some mother/daughter time in.
Now, some people would say the above picture is cute - the big sister playing with the younger sibling.
I, on the other hand, see only murderous intent in those eyes.
I mean, let's just have a close up.
NOT SO CUTE NOW, EH!?
I mean seriously, she scares me D:
LOOK GUYS, JADEY GOT A PROMOTION SO NOW THEY HAVE AN ACTUAL HOUSE.
THING...
I GUESS...
IT HAS ALL OF IT'S WALLS CONNECTED, OKAY?! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
Obviously I redecorated after this point but still - AN ACTUAL HOUSE, GUYS
Also I'm bored of Winter. Let's make it Spring! :D
And as the snow gently melts away, we have some toddlers to throw into the world.
w00t?
This is Biro, who has the same hair as her mother. :'3
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is Naked.
*squishes his little cheeks* :'o
Say it with me guys.
D'awww/ :'o
Naked & Biro post-makeover.
I didn't do much to Biro because I didn't think she needed it xP
In other news... I have no idea how to caption this picture.
But Jadey looks like a one legged bendy monster.
o-o
She taught both of them to speak. :')
But not even the children get to escape my skilling rampage! NOPE. SHE CANNOT HAVE CHILDLIKE FUN UNTIL SHE REACHES AT LEAST FIVE ON COOKING, MECHANICAL AND CLEANING, DAMMIT.
...*ahem*
Okay, have fun at school sweeti- NO. WAIT. DON'T HAVE FUN. LEARN. LEAAAARN. *foams at mouth*
Sugar: "...Are you sure you're sane, dad?"
...obviously.
I mean... why would I even be INSANE?! Eheheheheheh... *rocks backwards and forwards in ball*
And as the adults and child had to leave, the toddlers were left with the zombie nanny.
...Please don't eat them, miss Nanny :(
Timeskips are fun~
How high did you get in school? >:|
Sugar: "B+"
:'D THAT'S MY GIRL
And I shall end this chapter here. Sorry for jumpiness etc. As I said, I lost some pictures xP
Next chapter will include birthdays.
Lots and lots of birthdays @.@