- What's the song that you'll usually sing when you're in the toilet?
WTF?? WTF?? I don't tend to sing songs while I'm in the toilet, or on the freaking toilet. I have been singing a lot of Eurovision songs in my head at the moment but that has nothing to do with singing out loud. I am also deathly affraid to admit that it is jedward song that I be singing. =/ My brain officially hates me (or maybe Ireland hates me because they entered that stupid ass act - which incidentally my Grandmother {who is 88} thought were nice and "boppy").
- What kinda book/magazine do you read in the toilet?
I do the sudoku puzzles. Keeps me occupied - why I need to be occupied in the loo I have no idea.
- If you found a magic lamp, and you'll be able to get a wish, what would you wish for?
Infinite wishes? Oh come on! BEST WIISH EVER! Everyone knows that magic lamps always have a moral story with them. I don't need to be happy at the expense of all my firiends being sad or anything like that. I have some superficial things I wouldn't mind, like getting to meet David Tennant, NO! I'd like to work with David Tennant, meet him implies an imbalance in the relationship, working with him implies that in some way our relationship could be symbiotic. I'd love a web designer friend., Someone who could totally whip my website into shape and kick but all around that. Or maybe I could just wish that I owned two houses. Nice ones. One that I could live in and one that I could rent. But in the way of all magic lamp wishing, they would probaby be in the middle of the Libyan front and that wouldn't work for me either. Meh, how about just $10,000. Easy, no strings attached cash! Fuck it, I want two million dollars. Invest at 10% return and I'm living nicely off $200,000 a year. YEAH!
- Do you order a McChicken plain?(as in, without the veggies)
WTF? I don't know what you're talking about dicks.
- What's your favourite type of chilli sauce?
ummmm... sweet chilli? Sure, it's sweet chilli. I might do this more often. Or not. Whatever dudes.