// i can live without you if it makes you smile
Y'know, Dee, talking to Alice is slightly like talking to you. XD We diss each other at every chance we get. HATE = THE NEW LOVE. ♥ ♥ ♥
A: Dude, like, I hate it here. The people are always causing drama and like... everyone's angry all the time and everything.
R: So Hong Kong's better?
A: Yeah, so much.
R: Dude! We should totally spice up your life and stuff. Y'know, do something different, find more people to talk to.
A: Like how?
R: Have you got a boyfriend?
A: Uh, no.
R: HAH. I'LL RACE YOU.
A: YOU'RE SO ON.
R: I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
A: BRING IT ON, BITCH.
R: WAIT 'TIL I TOUCH DOWN IN AUSTRALIA. I'll get one in like, (clicks fingers) an instant. Right in the airport, even.
A: Oh yeah right!
R: I am so right. Actually, I'm kidding-- you'll probably win.
A: Of course.
R: We should probably bet money on this.
A: Don't know what I'm going to do with him after I win.
R: (laughing so hard) Dump his ass, duh! "Alright, I won, I don't need you anymore. Piss off!"
A: (LOLing) I feel sorry for any husbands you have, Rachel.
R: Husbands? Oh please.
A: You'll be like, "I want money. I've used up all your money? DIVORCE!"
So true. XD
And later:
R: Hey, I have a lot of likeable traits!
A: Oh yeah? Like what?
R: Y'know. (froufy sigh) My, like, perso-nal-ity?
A: HAHAHAHAHA. Wait, you have one?
R: Hey! I do so. And if that fails... I'll rely on my ass.
A: Your what?
R: My ass. Don't diss it. It may be huge, but it's hot. Ever heard that song "I Like Big Butts"?
A: HAHAHAHAHA.
R: I CAN SMOTHER SOMEONE WITH IT.
A: I think your ass is hot.
R: Really? Well, I like yours, babeh.
A: Oh?
R: Surrsly. ["Srsly". XD;]
A: Really?
R: We should totally trade.
Conclusion (as given by Alice): Raybean is the most perverted/silly/idiotic/all of the above friend that she has. And I couldn't agree more. :D
And... again, I got told that I sounded insanely British. I can't even turn it off now. I tried really hard and ended up slurring like a drunkard. I used to be able to switch. ;__; Damn it.
Today: haircut! I am so pleased with it. Chuffed, even. (Wink wink nudge nudge, Taz?) I now have a fringe again (I hate the way that my forehead looks) and the back is really neat and gahhh I love it. Basically, the back looks like:
lol @ my l33t drawing sk1llz. xB But yeah. Basically there's a tiny bit of layering going on where the bit colored in black (on the left) is like... a little sliver of hair visible under the top layer. And the top layer just curves down. It's awesome awesome awesome I wanna glomp Neville so hard for it. He laughed at my Chinese today and I just laughed back because HAH, local school kid who can't speak Mandarin or English! (Methinks their Mandarin courses are very intense. Chinese school, yanno.) I can say "Hello, my name is Whatever-the-Fuck and I like eating watermelons"! KWAHAHA PERSONAL VICTORY.
I'm very dai b, yiz. xBBB