"are you dense? are you RETARDED or something?"
guys, i have to link this to you, i read it and laughed so hard i cried. it's a review of frank miller's all stars: batman and robin. you really don't need to know anything about comics continuity to understand this; it's meant to be a retelling of the batman and robin origin story. back when it was coming out, the scans_daily comm (now moved to dreamwidth) posted up pages from it that were... well, hilarious. this guy's review makes it even funnier. if you've ever wondered where the meme, "I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN" came from; now you know. thank you, frank miller.
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php