I was robbed by two men.

[criminalize]

So my friend Alice just sent me a link to this over MSN:

Click to view

And now I don't know what to think.

a) Why do I not get to learn random phrases like these in my Japanese class.
b) Why would you teach something like this.
c) ... FRAULEIN.

If I ever become truly bilingual, my aim will be to get work on a show like this. Seriously.

edit: Here, have another.

Click to view