(( i was born under a bad sign but you saved my life

[criminalize]

Had a really weird dream the other night. First I was being mauled by bees. Then I was re-enacting Ender's Game, except with more hugs, gay, and putting the people I love in prams so that I could abduct them and wheel them onto my spaceship. Oh, and my aunt's dogs were there too.

Now I'm bored. My Chinese debate topic is 公立学校和私立学校有什么分别 ('the

Comments

[anti_charm]

HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED WITH ME YET? How dare you ignore me~

[objectionably]

I have had cases to tend to, Mr. Papillon.

[anti_charm]

Oooo, "Mr." I haven't been called that in a long time.

How is dearest Frills these days? ♥

[objectionably]

I've... been better. And yourself?

[anti_charm]

I'm always fabulous. ♥ Want me to make you feel better?

[objectionably]

... How would you do that?

[anti_charm]

What would you like me to do?

[objectionably]

I wouldn't want to impose. Didn't you have an idea in mind when you made that suggestion?

[anti_charm]

Yes, actually.

[he rubs Edgey's back :D]

1/2

[objectionably]

Ahhhhhh...

[happy noises 'cause lawd, any massage is awesome]

[objectionably]

... I mean. Th-that's quite enough. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you further.

[anti_charm]

If I was being inconvenienced, I would've left already. ♥ Makes sense, right, Mr. Lawyer?

[objectionably]

I suppose... I don't see how rubbing someone's shoulders would be enjoyable, though.

[anti_charm]

Well, think about it: do I ever seen to dislike talking to you, Frills?

[he's tapping his claws on Edgey's shoulders]

[objectionably]

I suppose you're right. I don't quite see why you would enjoy talking to me, though.

[anti_charm]

I don't really care too much for those details. Your cravat might have magic powers. Who knows~