Sometimes this is what happens...
- You have a shitty day and decide to go to the mountaineer with a buddy to make it all better.
- You drink so much coffee that the waitress simply stops bringing it.
- So you start stealing it for yourself.
- You're so overcaffeinated that you start hallucinating on the way home.
- You think you see a giant rocket ship perched along side pike street
- And you're convinced NASA put it there because it's beginning experiment in Marietta.
- You find Nick Gelphus in a bathroom and the two of you decide to lock yourselves in...
- while finishing a beer and writing a song together.
- You call the song Bathroom Buzz and give it really cliche lyrics like "Talking 'bout life. Talking 'bout love. Sitting in the bathroom getting a buzz"
- You use Heather's lead to stalk the detroit rock city kids on myspace.
- You lament this sudden Ginger snap infatuation and head of to bed.
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