Tom Gray and I know how to make sweet sweet education...
TomG: they were like, we are pioneers, he's a pioneer...we can make sweet sweet education together
symphonysuicidal: yeah. they are hurtin' for some real pios. we havent had any in these parts since rufus putnam died in the revolutionary war
symphonysuicidal: ohh. sweet education. I've been educationally celibate for sooo long
TomG: i know, it;s like...give me math or i just might explode
TomG: ive writtten 3 english papers and thrown them out cause i got the itch
symphonysuicidal: my favorite position is totally history
TomG: thats a hot one, but i don't like thinikng about whats behind me like that
symphonysuicidal: yeah right. you know you swing both ways. humanities AND sciences!
TomG: hey its not like i have a major...i'm a freed man
symphonysuicidal: hey man. Thats what they make minors for! Your major never has to find out