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...use romance novels to woo her
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I realize I just lost half of you, but for the courageous few among you willing to sacrifice your manly pride on the altar of your love's adoration - bear with me."
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"All right, men, it's time for your homework assignment. If you want to learn how to sweep her off her feet, head to the bookstore. Don't stop at the newsstand or the self-help section. You're heading for the aisle that exists unknown to men, a dimension of sensual touch and whispered nothings, you're heading for - the romance shelf.
I realize I just lost half of you, but for the courageous few among you willing to sacrifice your manly pride on the altar of your love's adoration - bear with me."
oh msn.com, thanks for being so extremely useful to my daily life