A Pleasant Surprise!

[crime_computer]

Wrongo, Trite, Wrighto, Nicky -

Whatever you call him, the old boy showed up today! And like all mysteries, he was wrapped up in a baggy black affair and a very mysterious little hat. Tired of the suit? Afraid to show your face to a corridor full of men and women hissing your name in their nightmares? Next time, say hello to all of us, Wrighto.

Comments

[scarred_actor]

Just popping in to say that you have great taste in music, dude!

[crime_computer]

Matthew, my boy, any special requests?

[scarred_actor]

Anything works as long as I can keep singing along! I like this arrangement.

Makes evenings really nice and relaxing around here, dude.

[stylish_snob]

...

If I make a request, will you stop playing that grating and tasteless TV theme music all the time? I have a refined taste in music, and that racket is making my ears hurt.

[crime_computer]

HO HO HO! Feeling social?

What's on your mind, Richie?

[stylish_snob]

How about some Toccata and Fugue? It's one of my favorite classical compositions.

[Somehow, I don't think Welly will like 'Gant's Rendition' of this]

[crime_computer]

I used to do a splendid rendition of it with my organ, years ago!

Consider it done, my boy.